First Crimea. Next Alaska.

[lozina]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN

SIGNATURES NEEDED BY APRIL 20, 2014 TO REACH GOAL OF 100,000: 93,763

TOTAL SIGNATURES ON THIS PETITION: 6,237

Created: Mar 21, 2014 (1 Day)



Do we have to start assuming anyone carrying a firearm in Alaska is an undercover Russian soldier now.

Not sure what such a petition even means. If they do happen to reach a goal of 100k then what? seems like it's a big joke

 

[JManInPhoenix]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN

we petition the obama administration to:

Alaska back to Russia.

Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.
Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago.
First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat "St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years
Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia

Who the fuck wants to leave the US to become Russian?

 

[KK]

Obama is bad, but he'll be gone in two years.

 

[UberNeuman]

I hope they do. They would lose those sweet checks from Uncle Sugar and get that tender love that only Russia could provide....

\do it. DO IT.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

What do they think the "official response" will be? Do they honestly think it'll be anything other than "NO"?

 

[compuwiz1]

Obama is bad, but he'll be gone in two years.

Yep and he redefined democrat. Should be a long time before we elect any of those again. He brought out the worst of the party. He makes Bush look like a saint and I hate GWB!

 

[rudder]

Who the fuck wants to leave the US to become Russian?

There are a couple of commies on this board that probably would not mind.

 

[Jhhnn]

Yep and he redefined democrat. Should be a long time before we elect any of those again. He brought out the worst of the party. He makes Bush look like a saint and I hate GWB!

Troll often?

 

[Jhhnn]

There are a couple of commies on this board that probably would not mind.

Oh, God! The Commies! They're everywhere!

 

[positivedoppler]

when is Texas, Arizona, NM, and California going back to Mexico?

 

[lozina]

France just called. They want their Louisiana Purchase back. They will give us back the $15 million dollars for it.

 

[cubby1223]

And the Louisiana purchase goes back to France.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Secessionists and polite invaders aren't going to fly in this country.

 

[cubby1223]

Anyone can create a petition for any reason, so who cares? Nothing will ever come of it.

 

[compuwiz1]

Troll often?

I don't troll. Go look in the mirror. These words are true. You leftist assholes are going to pay a price in this mid-term election. The country is getting tired of your crap. Most of America understands that it's time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Your ideology is toast, Pal. Dems are losers in 2014 and 2016. Thank God!

 

[Thebobo]

I don't troll. Go look in the mirror. These words are true. You leftist assholes are going to pay a price in this mid-term election. The country is getting tired of your crap. Most of America understands that it's time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Your ideology is toast, Pal. Dems are losers in 2014 and 2016. Thank God!

You're an angry little man.

I'm not going to pay any price. I've been through many changing of the guards and the only thing that changes are the persons in the political cartoons. What people get tired of are excessively partisan ideologues such as yourself.

 

[ivwshane]

I don't troll. Go look in the mirror. These words are true. You leftist assholes are going to pay a price in this mid-term election. The country is getting tired of your crap. Most of America understands that it's time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Your ideology is toast, Pal. Dems are losers in 2014 and 2016. Thank God!

Is this a sure thing like romneys presidency? If your prediction doesn't come true or only partly true, then what? Do you kill yourself? I'm just curious to see how invested you are in this.

 

[AViking]

I want the Death Star petition to pass. Until that happens and construction is complete I am not voting for your stupid one.

 

[MagickMan]

Troll often?

Troll? You people are so fucking stupid. The douchebag (Obama) has trashed our civil liberties in ways Dubya never dreamed, he's been a goddamned disaster, and you're too blind to see any of it.

 

[MagickMan]

You're an angry little man.

I'm not going to pay any price. I've been through many changing of the guards and the only thing that changes are the persons in the political cartoons. What people get tired of are excessively partisan ideologues such as yourself.

You bet people are mad, our shithole president fucks up everything he touches. He's a laughingstock. Not that you've noticed any of it, with your head lodged permanently in his asshole.

 

[Jaskalas]

Alaska would be wise to go to Canada.

 

[Jhhnn]

Troll? You people are so fucking stupid. The douchebag (Obama) has trashed our civil liberties in ways Dubya never dreamed, he's been a goddamned disaster, and you're too blind to see any of it.

Sometimes, when people are delusional, they can be brought to reason by asking them to be specific. I suspect you're too far gone, unfortunately.

You might try it anyway. There may be hope for you yet.

Which has what to do with this stupid petition, anyway?

 

[Jhhnn]

You bet people are mad, our shithole president fucks up everything he touches. He's a laughingstock. Not that you've noticed any of it, with your head lodged permanently in his asshole.

So, uhh, Obama invaded 2 countries on false premises? Demanded passage of the Patriot Act while engaging in the most amazing fear mongering campaign in modern history? Touted & enabled the greatest financial looting spree since the 1920's? Deported a Canadian citizen from a customs zone for torture in Syria? Held an American citizen incommunicado in a military prison for a trumped up civil offense? Created the detention center at Gitmo? Endorsed torture? Appointed as many ideological toadies as possible to positions of authority in the executive & judiciary?

I probably missed a few, but I'm sure Obama must have used some sort of Kenyan time warp mind control voodoo to accomplish all that, huh?

 

[norseamd]

Yep and he redefined democrat. Should be a long time before we elect any of those again. He brought out the worst of the party. He makes Bush look like a saint and I hate GWB!

right

with all the hate obama has he still got elected over mitt romney?

 

[Jaskalas]

right

with all the hate obama has he still got elected over mitt romney?

Mitt was the personification of Wall-Street.