Finance Exec Allegedly Put Semen in His Co-Worker's Water Bottle

[HumblePie]

Err so wait... He put his own junk in his own water and then someone else drinks it and he goes to jail? Maybe he liked drinking his own stuff? Unless this was an intentional attempt to get her to drink his junk without her consent I fail to see how he can be charged.

 

[tboo]

Aint nothing the matter with a little bit of baby batter.

 

[moshquerade]

Err so wait... He put his own junk in his own water and then someone else drinks it and he goes to jail? Maybe he liked drinking his own stuff? Unless this was an intentional attempt to get her to drink his junk without her consent I fail to see how he can be charged.

It wasn't "his own water".

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

 

[NFS4]

Well that's what it says.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

 

[Modular]

What a weirdo. I don't get the point...

 

[sygyzy]

I believe this guy did it but I am curious why a woman would randomly send a bottle fo water to a lab for testing, a move which is probably pretty expensive. The article said he showed no animosity towards her. Why would she suspect anything?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'm sure she's probably tasted man milk before, so it likely tasted familiar

Who hasn't?

Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

 

[bfdd]

i don't know what to say

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Silly bastard. Doesn't he know you're supposed to Jack in the Box, not jack in the bottle?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Britakakke

 

[RagingBITCH]

I guess she normally spits instead of swallows.

 

[Binarycow]

maybe he just wanted her to have his baby...

Impregnating through the digestive system!

 

[The_Dude8]

It must be one of the wide mouth nalgence bottle, and not those arrowhead water bottle, since the arrowhead water bottle is made of clear plastic and you see the content of the water before drinking it.

I thought that was how baby are make when the gf is giving her bf a bj.

Maybe he is promoting the new Vitimin protein water.

 

[D1gger]

I wonder how many times he did this to others and got away with it?

 

[Azurik]

Maybe he likes to drink his own to recycle the proteins he lost...

Oh nevermind, the article says it's her water bottle.

 

[NFS4]

I guess she normally spits instead of swallows.

Maybe she was used to getting it straight from the tap, and doesn't like that watered down shit.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

It must be one of the wide mouth nalgence bottle, and not those arrowhead water bottle, since the arrowhead water bottle is made of clear plastic and you see the content of the water before drinking it.

I thought that was how baby are make when the gf is giving her bf a bj.

Maybe he is promoting the new Vitimin protein water.

Nalgizzene?

 

[KeithP]

Maybe they were arguing and he thought the water would be her comeuppance.

-KeithP

 

[FelixDeCat]

Silly bastard. Doesn't he know you're supposed to Jack in the Box, not jack in the bottle?

D:

 

[moshquerade]

Britakakke

awesome :thumbsup: