finallyfast.com

[Ksyder]

I don't know much about this software but the commercial says it all:

finally fast commercial

I'm sure this will get that brand spankin' new $300 Wal-Mart pc working reeaal nice...

 

[CrackRabbit]

If you notice most of the computers they use in the commercials are Apples, then it gives a nice little disclaimer "Does not work in OSX".

 

[indamixx99]

haha i laughed when they showed the macbook and all of a sudden it BSOD'd

 

[The Boston Dangler]

pathetic

 

[Jeff7]

Finallyfast.com - Exploiting technological ignorance since 2008.

 

[phreaqe]

they show commercials for this company on the game show network. they are totally targeting the old people who watch that channel who dont know any better. and yah. i love when the macbook blue screens.

 

[Spineshank]

Its one of my favorite commercials.

 

[Genx87]

This dump of a company has limited liability written all over it. That example of downloading a file is ripe for a lawsuit.

And anytime a company talks in layman terms like "junk files". You know they are scammers. Only the ignorant out there believe in such a falacy.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Finallyfast.com - Exploiting technological ignorance since 2008.

At least this other company's commercial had someone with an intriguing accent.

 

[Ksyder]

"My new computer started out fast... real fast!! Now its only kinda fast!!!"

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Genx87
This dump of a company has limited liability written all over it. That example of downloading a file is ripe for a lawsuit.

And anytime a company talks in layman terms like "junk files". You know they are scammers. Only the ignorant out there believe in such a falacy.

Do you know how much money the nigerian and other scammers make? I only wish I had thought of this idea first. Or how about the "pour this in your gas tank and get 25% increase in gas mileage!"

Snake oil is still snake oil no matter who or what they are selling.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Finallyfast.com - Exploiting technological ignorance since 2008.

At least this other company's commercial had someone with an intriguing accent.

I like how they scan the crt monitors to remove the virus threat.

 

[Kalmah]

Finally! I am saved!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Just try the software, how could you guys not want your intranet to be 375% FASTER.

 

[Kalmah]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Just try the software, how could you guys not want your intranet to be 375% FASTER.

Will my 14kbps dial up AOL be like a 10mb cable line?

 

[mesthead21]

I dont know what you guys are talking about, but this made my 1 gigahertz Emachine run like a champ. www.email.com loads up so fast now! its fast, finally!!!!

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Finallyfast.com - Exploiting technological ignorance since 2008.

At least this other company's commercial had someone with an intriguing accent.

I like how they scan the crt monitors to remove the virus threat.

Is there any other way to do it

 

[palswim]

If this appears during the Super Bowl, I'm going to throw my remote through the television.

 

[bolomite]

Originally posted by: mesthead21
I dont know what you guys are talking about, but this made my 1 gigahertz Emachine run like a champ. www.email.com loads up so fast now! its fast, finally!!!!

lol

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Finallyfast.com - Exploiting technological ignorance since 2008.

At least this other company's commercial had someone with an intriguing accent.

I like how they scan the crt monitors to remove the virus threat.

Is there any other way to do it

That's the point where I knew the commercial was complete and utter BS. I'm smart enough to know having a CRT prevents viruses. Only people with those shitty LCD screens get viruses.

 

[Exterous]

But the people on TV seem so happy with the results!

 

[pontifex]

i also like how the edited out the download info during the shot where the compare a pc with finally fast and without it.

$10 says 1 pc is using dial up and the other is using DSL or something.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

If you folks are checking out the youtube videos make sure you watch the ones with the guy making the phone calls to them, they are pretty fucked up. It just shows how so many businesses only care about making money.

Its this guys calls I watched. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWF_U6fmmMs

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
If you folks are checking out the youtube videos make sure you watch the ones with the guy making the phone calls to them, they are pretty fucked up. It just shows how so many businesses only care about making money.

Its this guys calls I wacthed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWF_U6fmmMs

sounds sort of like buster from arrested development

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i also like how the edited out the download info during the shot where the compare a pc with finally fast and without it.

$10 says 1 pc is using dial up and the other is using DSL or something.

Nothing new here when MS was showcasing Win 95 and trying to show people why they needed it over 3.1. They showed an internet demo and the 3.1 box was on a 14.4k and the 95 was either 28.8 or 56k They said "see windows 95 is faster for the internets!?!" Without mentioning the 95 box had a much faster modem in it. Shady shit always happens when it comes to techie companies.