Finally found a girl for ATOT that doesn't have pointy elbows

[Nebor]

Babe thread.
But damn, I wouldn't push her out of bed for eating crackers.

If you did, she couldn't break her fall. She might not be able to get back up on her own.

 

[schneiderguy]

Her left arm.

And her right :hmm:

 

[Leros]

Her left arm.

That doesn't seem right.

 

[MikeMike]

Her left arm.

OMG... AT would have NO pickup lines for this girl! the one line that ALWAYS works, has NO CHANCE!!!

 

[vshah]

"I'm going to try something"
...
"Stick out your hand"

uhohs.

 

[zinfamous]

I'd wife her. Yes srs.

srsly? how's she supposed to make your sandwiches?

with her feet?


...with her tits?
































:hmm:

 

[MikeMike]

srsly? how's she supposed to make your sandwiches?

with her feet?


...with her tits?
































:hmm:

pssh, just have her order pizza and answer the door naked... free food for life.

 

[zinfamous]

oh snap,. I see that I am late.

 

[schneiderguy]

srsly? how's she supposed to make your sandwiches?

with her feet?


...with her tits?






























:hmm:

Yes, Dirigible pointed out the error in my thinking already I have changed my rating on her to wouldnotwifebutwouldmakebabbyschneiderguyswith/10

 

[zinfamous]

you haven't yet entertained the possibility of her training her tits +/ mouth to make your sandwiches, though.

 

[coldmeat]

Who says she has to be your only wife? Get another wife for sandwiches.

 

[schneiderguy]

you haven't yet entertained the possibility of her training her tits +/ mouth to make your sandwiches, though.

 

[schneiderguy]

Who says she has to be your only wife? Get another wife for sandwiches.

Two wives? Do not want D:

 

[gaidensensei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q8NhWINWCY

Gotta see this.. Man married wife with no arms. Impressive..

 

[coldmeat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q8NhWINWCY

Gotta see this.. Man married wife with no arms. Impressive..

pff I could marry a girl with no arms, it's probably not that hard.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q8NhWINWCY

Gotta see this.. Man married wife with no arms. Impressive..

I feel like im watching a foot fetish video

 

[BoomerD]

Youse guys are a bunch of cold, heartless bastards. That's my girlfriend, Stumpy, in that pic...She's fairly tough...but can't handle crude jokes...

Her brother, who lost both arms and both legs in the same accident is here at our house. We keep him on the wall. His name you ask? Art.
Her sister lost part of one leg, just above the foot...her name? Eileen.

 

[schneiderguy]

Youse guys are a bunch of cold, heartless bastards. That's my girlfriend, Stumpy, in that pic...She's fairly tough...but can't handle crude jokes...

Does your wife know about your girlfriend? :sneaky:

 

[paulney]

And her right :hmm:

ok, wtf. I thought I was joking about the arm, and it was just a weird shot captured by a slow camera in a low light. I thought she had her left arm behind her back, and her right arm got all blurry with the finger pointing at me...

But damn. Can't... look... away...

 

[0roo0roo]

i'd help her wipe

 

[coldmeat]

Youse guys are a bunch of cold, heartless bastards. That's my girlfriend, Stumpy, in that pic...She's fairly tough...but can't handle crude jokes...

Her brother, who lost both arms and both legs in the same accident is here at our house. We keep him on the wall. His name you ask? Art.
Her sister lost part of one leg, just above the foot...her name? Eileen.

What about her brother, with no arms and legs that just lies on the floor? Matt?

 

[zerocool84]

pssh, just have her order pizza and answer the door naked... free food for life.

She wouldn't be able to hand the delivery man any money.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I feel like im watching a foot fetish video

Yup... she can pretty much do anything with her feet that you could do with your hands

 

[PlasmaBomb]

ok, wtf. I thought I was joking about the arm, and it was just a weird shot captured by a slow camera in a low light. I thought she had her left arm behind her back, and her right arm got all blurry with the finger pointing at me...

But damn. Can't... look... away...

Seriously?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

She wouldn't be able to hand the delivery man any money.

Delivery men accept all kinds of payments... from hot chicks.