Finally found a girl for ATOT that doesn't have pointy elbows

[schneiderguy]

You're welcome.

 

[HAL9000]

She's very pretty, who is she?

 

[Sluggo]

poor taste

 

[illusion88]

I could lend her a hand...

 

[schneiderguy]

poor taste

Sorry if I offended you.

 

[MikeMike]

fake tits but no pointy elbows?

imagine if she was a lesbian/bisexual... ...

 

[Ichinisan]

I wonder what happened...?

 

[HAL9000]

I wonder what happened...?

My guess?

Deadly lasers.

 

[El Guaraguao]

The funny thing here is that, Id hit it. Then after Id hit it, I would cry myself to sleep.

 

[coldmeat]

I'd pee in her butt

 

[MikeMike]

I'd pee in her butt

she will put her stub into your butt...

 

[schneiderguy]

The funny thing here is that, Id hit it. Then after Id hit it, I would cry myself to sleep.

I'd wife her. Yes srs.

 

[Dirigible]

How would she make me a sammich? If she uses her feet I gotta admit I'd pick one of those pointy-elbowed slatterns instead.

And how would she cradle my... ?

 

[Dirigible]

Also: what car should I get, schneiderguy? Budget $25k or less, must haul mtn bikes. (Id post this in the schneiderguy forum but the admins are fail and haven't made that forum yet.)

 

[schneiderguy]

How would she make me a sammich? If she uses her feet I gotta admit I'd pick one of those pointy-elbowed slatterns instead.

And how would she cradle my... ?

Damn you Dirigible, you've ruined my fantasies. I could never be with a woman that couldn't make me a delicious sammich.

Oh well, scratch another one off the list of potential schneiderguy mating partners.

 

[coldmeat]

lolz tineye brought me here

http://www.ampworld.de/

 

[schneiderguy]

Also: what car should I get, schneiderguy? Budget $25k or less, must haul mtn bikes. (Id post this in the schneiderguy forum but the admins are fail and haven't made that forum yet.)

Subaru WRX. Fast, practical (hatchback + AWD), reliable, and you'd probably be able to fit a mountain bike in the back.

Only downside is that most people who drive a WRX are douchebags, but that's ok. Chicks love douchebags.

 

[Dirigible]

Sweet. I'm even already a douche so that'll work fine.

 

[Nebor]

Yup, she couldn't put up much of a fight.

 

[schneiderguy]

Sweet. I'm even already a douche so that'll work fine.

You may be a douche but you're my douche. I wuv u Dirigible :wub::wub::wub: (no homo)

 

[Dirigible]

:heart:

 

[brainhulk]

I 'd pee in her stump

 

[paulney]

Babe thread.
But damn, I wouldn't push her out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[Leros]

Somethings missing but I can't quite put my finger on it.

 

[paulney]

Somethings missing but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Her left arm.