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Final Fantasy XIII is Released, Sucks
Tokyo, Japan Gamers were stunned today when they discovered that Square-Enix latest installment of the Final Fantasy series sucked huge, unforgiving donkey balls.
I mean holy shit, said Tyler Flotes, graphic designer and gamer from Austin, Texas, That thing really, really fucking sucked. Like, no joke man, that thing sucks Goddamn dinosaur eggs.
Critics have harangued the new Final Fantasy for focusing too much on graphical eye candy and not enough on story, gameplay and not being a masturbatory piece of garbage that doesnt even let you start playing until four hours into the fucking thing.
I mean .holy shit, said Jeff Torres, aspiring actor and gamer from Los Angeles, Fuck this game in its stupid head. If Square Enix wanted me to feel like they knocked me over and took a dump on my chest, well mission fucking accomplished.
Adding, Seriously dude, fuck that game. That game is ramshit.
Dr. Richard Hellsby, professor of Gender Studies at the University of Pennsylvania and noted RPG enthusiast weighed in on the subject.
Final Fantasy XII is an interesting case because I cant recall, at any point in recent history anyway, when Square has released a game that sucks as hard as this game sucks. To wit: never has a Final Fantasy game sucked bigger hippo tits than this one.
He added, And as a scholar in the field of Gender Studies, I understand that the Japanese hero archetype is certainly more effeminate than what were used to here in the states and I respect that but cmon.
Tokyo, Japan Gamers were stunned today when they discovered that Square-Enix latest installment of the Final Fantasy series sucked huge, unforgiving donkey balls.
I mean holy shit, said Tyler Flotes, graphic designer and gamer from Austin, Texas, That thing really, really fucking sucked. Like, no joke man, that thing sucks Goddamn dinosaur eggs.
Critics have harangued the new Final Fantasy for focusing too much on graphical eye candy and not enough on story, gameplay and not being a masturbatory piece of garbage that doesnt even let you start playing until four hours into the fucking thing.
I mean .holy shit, said Jeff Torres, aspiring actor and gamer from Los Angeles, Fuck this game in its stupid head. If Square Enix wanted me to feel like they knocked me over and took a dump on my chest, well mission fucking accomplished.
Adding, Seriously dude, fuck that game. That game is ramshit.
Dr. Richard Hellsby, professor of Gender Studies at the University of Pennsylvania and noted RPG enthusiast weighed in on the subject.
Final Fantasy XII is an interesting case because I cant recall, at any point in recent history anyway, when Square has released a game that sucks as hard as this game sucks. To wit: never has a Final Fantasy game sucked bigger hippo tits than this one.
He added, And as a scholar in the field of Gender Studies, I understand that the Japanese hero archetype is certainly more effeminate than what were used to here in the states and I respect that but cmon.
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