Female driver and getting out of speeding tickets

[rcpratt]

All they have to do is cry a little and they get out of 90% of them anyways.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

what are you saying? your wife's friend is a hooker? maybe your wife is a hooker too?

or that your wife's friend gave the cop a bj while your wife watched?

wife's friend gave the cop a bj

... i wish my wife was kinky enough to watch... :sneaky:

 

[rh71]

if the officer has no chance of getting caught, would it happen?
if you could rob a bank and grab your gf and go live it up in a tropical paradise, and you WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT, think it would happen?

you wouldn't get caught... but maybe rent-a-cop there will have capped you by some small miracle.

 

[FeuerFrei]

I know someone who got off because they were pregnant ... and cute IMO. She was stopped for speeding and said she was on the way to Taco Bell or somewhere. Officer said "Those late night cravings huh? Slow it down out there." and let her go with the warning.

 

[DrunkenSano]

Instead of TITS OR GTFO, cops say TITS OR TICKET.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

wife's friend gave the cop a bj

... i wish my wife was kinky enough to watch... :sneaky:

Kinky

 

[UILanMan]

If I pulled that "I'm having SUCH a bad day!" shit, the cop would taze my ass then throw the ticket on my face.

... and sprinkle some crack on you.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

My ex always got off on warnings.

I'm always real polite with officers so I don't get tickets. That last policewoman was really hot, I wouldn't have minded her frisking me down.

 

[AstroManLuca]

lol, what kinds of movies are these

 

[The Boston Dangler]

That last policewoman was really hot, I wouldn't have minded her frisking me down.

it's been my experience that cop chicks only dig cop guys. oh well

oddly enough, the scene from super troopers where the german couple gets pulled over doesn't seem to be anywhere on the internet

 

[Glitchny]

I know someone who got off because they were pregnant ... and cute IMO. She was stopped for speeding and said she was on the way to Taco Bell or somewhere. Officer said "Those late night cravings huh? Slow it down out there." and let her go with the warning.

I had a friend (male) who got out of a speeding ticket by pretending he was about to shit himself. Cop pulled him over and as soon as he got to the window he started squriming and told the cop that he was trying to find a restroom etc.

Best thing about it was the cop had my friend follow him to the station and let him use their bathroom, where he faked shitting on the toilet) and never gave him a ticket.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife has talked her way out of tickets before.

I've NEVER been given a break by a cop though.

 

[KIAman]

Humans are humans. There is no profession that makes you more "morally attuned" than the next person.

Presidents of the USA ?!? Nope.
Catholic Priests ?!? Nada.
CEOs of big Corps ?!? BUZZZ.
Charity Worker ?!? Gong.

I recently got a speeding ticket but I deserved it. Passed 3 cars but at the end of the passing manuever, I was well over 100 mph and the cop was coming from the other direction and flipped her lights. I pulled over long before she made it back to me to save her some gas. One look at her and it wasn't worth to offer anything, heh.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I had a friend (male) who got out of a speeding ticket by pretending he was about to shit himself. Cop pulled him over and as soon as he got to the window he started squriming and told the cop that he was trying to find a restroom etc.

Best thing about it was the cop had my friend follow him to the station and let him use their bathroom, where he faked shitting on the toilet) and never gave him a ticket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaPz7ECr7S8

 

[Homerboy]

lol, what kinds of movies are these

The link I provided? It's Cannonball Run!!! One of the greatest! Complete classic.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

The link I provided? It's Cannonball Run!!! One of the greatest! Complete classic.

those movies are like a train wreck: terrible, but i can't look away.

"....and 2 milks"

 

[AstroManLuca]

The link I provided? It's Cannonball Run!!! One of the greatest! Complete classic.

I was more thinking along the lines of this is also a common scene in porn movies :sneaky:

 

[bfdd]

The only ticket I've ever gotten are parking tickets and a fix it ticket. I've never had a moving violation. Did like 30 over the speed limit, like 65 in a 35, while on the phone at night, didn't even see the cops behind me. Got off the phone finally saw the lights and pulled over. Two cars, apparently they'd been following me for awhile. Told the cop I was from out of town and trying to find my hotel, I must of made a wrong turn some where. Gave me a warning and sent me on my way.

 

[JEDIYoda]

what are you saying? your wife's friend is a hooker? maybe your wife is a hooker too?

or that your wife's friend gave the cop a bj while your wife watched?

or his wife helped enhance the officers pleasure......

 

[Wyndru]

My gf plays stupid.

She got pulled over doing 90. She broke down in tears:

Officer: Are you okay miss?
GF: I'm having SUCH a bad day! *bawling*
Officer: Stay right there (after license and regis)
Officer: You go and get some rest home, miss. Go on.

If I pulled that "I'm having SUCH a bad day!" shit, the cop would taze my ass then throw the ticket on my face.

This, my sister said she did this once too, and the cop let her go. I think she used the "I've never gotten a ticket before" line too.

I just use my courtesy badge.

 

[JEDIYoda]

My friend HE was pulled over by an officer for doing 10 mph over the speed limit.
He walked up to the car asked for my drivers license and insurance and registration.

He went back to his vehicle....
He said to me watch this....as he opened my pants and let it all hang out.....

When the officer returned my friend said to the officer what can I do for you and then - winked at at the officer.....

He dropped the drivers , license and registration and proof of insurance in my friends lap and turned around and said -- this is disgusting and walked away....

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

My gf plays stupid.

She got pulled over doing 90. She broke down in tears:

Officer: Are you okay miss?
GF: I'm having SUCH a bad day! *bawling*
Officer: Stay right there (after license and regis)
Officer: You go and get some rest home, miss. Go on.

If I pulled that "I'm having SUCH a bad day!" shit, the cop would taze my ass then throw the ticket on my face.

my friend's gf was in tears when he was leaving for college and she blew past a stop sign in some residential area. she got ticketed. supposedly she was still bawling about her bf... didnt work that time i suppose.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

OH TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT BARS!

Whenever my GF goes out with 'the girls', she gets MAD shots bought for her. They even skip lines and get in for free. They spend ZERO and get to have an awesome time.

I remember GF and I went to The Bank in Bellagio. There was a MAD line. My gf says "Watch this", took my hand, then went straight up to the bouncer.

"Excuse me, I need to meet my friends inside the club, could you let me in? *wink"

The bouncer lets both of us in. The indian guy who waited 30 mins right before us watched in disblief.

Shrug. Getting in is meh. I've almost always gone in for free except the one time it was like 6 guys, 3 girls.... I've gotten friends who just go to Vegas (all girls) and just get free everything. Free bottle service and crap. You know that stuff at certain clubs like XS runs for $500+. Ridic.

 

[moshquerade]

This, my sister said she did this once too, and the cop let her go. I think she used the "I've never gotten a ticket before" line too.

I just use my courtesy badge.

courtesy badge? what is that?

 

[Wyndru]

courtesy badge? what is that?

A small replica of a badge (could be a card too) given to family members of police officers. I keep it in my wallet, but in plain view, and if the cop mentions it, I ask if he extends courtesies.

It's technically misuse of it, but cops usually notice and mention it so I always ask when they do.