Female driver and getting out of speeding tickets

[freejumps]

You see it in movies: pretty female driver offers a 'trade' for not getting a speeding ticket. If this situation happens in real life, and officer has no chance of getting caught, think it would happen? Anyone ever heard of a story that actually went like this? Just curious

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i don't kiss and tell

 

[summit]

google barbie cummings

 

[Riceninja]

a bunch of us were driving fast down in richmond; we stopped at a light and as one of the cars in the back of the pack i saw a cop pull in from a parking lot and behind a few of them. apparently the one in the front didnt notice and when the lights turned green she booked it. of course the siren went on and i thought she was gonna get ticketed for sure; a couple of us even cruised back around to take pictures of the cop interrogating her for future ammo.

she showed up to the pool hall a bit later and said the cop gave her a warning. i cant imagine how she got off. when you're hot, life just works out better

 

[Key West]

My gf plays stupid.

She got pulled over doing 90. She broke down in tears:

Officer: Are you okay miss?
GF: I'm having SUCH a bad day! *bawling*
Officer: Stay right there (after license and regis)
Officer: You go and get some rest home, miss. Go on.

If I pulled that "I'm having SUCH a bad day!" shit, the cop would taze my ass then throw the ticket on my face.

 

[dainthomas]

My gf plays stupid.

She got pulled over doing 90. She broke down in tears:

Officer: Are you okay miss?
GF: I'm having SUCH a bad day! *bawling*
Officer: Stay right there (after license and regis)
Officer: You go and get some rest home, miss. Go on.

If I pulled that "I'm having SUCH a bad day!" shit, the cop would taze my ass then throw the ticket on my face.

Fo' shore!

 

[Glitchny]

I know a few people that have used their looks to get out of tickets. Hell one of the cops in a town near where I lived actually got busted for offering/accepting "alternate" forms of payment from female drivers he pulled over instead of ticketing them.

This was the same town where a sheriff's deputy was also selling Cocaine on the side so it wasn't really surprising to me.

 

[Matthiasa]

I've been pulled over only to have gotten a warning by a state trooper before.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

My ex got pulled over all the time... never got a ticket.

Girls have it made... never get tickets. Never pay for drinks at a bar. Free access to vagina.

 

[Key West]

My ex got pulled over all the time... never got a ticket.

Girls have it made... never get tickets. Never pay for drinks at a bar. Free access to vagina.

OH TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT BARS!

Whenever my GF goes out with 'the girls', she gets MAD shots bought for her. They even skip lines and get in for free. They spend ZERO and get to have an awesome time.

I remember GF and I went to The Bank in Bellagio. There was a MAD line. My gf says "Watch this", took my hand, then went straight up to the bouncer.

"Excuse me, I need to meet my friends inside the club, could you let me in? *wink"

The bouncer lets both of us in. The indian guy who waited 30 mins right before us watched in disblief.

 

[zerocool84]

OH TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT BARS!

Whenever my GF goes out with 'the girls', she gets MAD shots bought for her. They even skip lines and get in for free. They spend ZERO and get to have an awesome time.

I remember GF and I went to The Bank in Bellagio. There was a MAD line. My gf says "Watch this", took my hand, then went straight up to the bouncer.

"Excuse me, I need to meet my friends inside the club, could you let me in? *wink"

The bouncer lets both of us in. The indian guy who waited 30 mins right before us watched in disblief.

Women complain so much about not making as much money as men but hell, the money we make goes right back to them so they should be happy about it.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

OH TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT BARS!

Whenever my GF goes out with 'the girls', she gets MAD shots bought for her. They even skip lines and get in for free. They spend ZERO and get to have an awesome time.

I remember GF and I went to The Bank in Bellagio. There was a MAD line. My gf says "Watch this", took my hand, then went straight up to the bouncer.

"Excuse me, I need to meet my friends inside the club, could you let me in? *wink"

The bouncer lets both of us in. The indian guy who waited 30 mins right before us watched in disblief.

i find it hard to believe any bar turns away women. the more women in a bar, the more men will want to be there spending money.

 

[Riceninja]

My gf plays stupid.

She got pulled over doing 90. She broke down in tears:

Officer: Are you okay miss?
GF: I'm having SUCH a bad day! *bawling*
Officer: Stay right there (after license and regis)
Officer: You go and get some rest home, miss. Go on.

If I pulled that "I'm having SUCH a bad day!" shit, the cop would taze my ass then throw the ticket on my face.

i cant imagine how she gets out of sex with you

 

[moshquerade]

You see it in movies: pretty female driver offers a 'trade' for not getting a speeding ticket. If this situation happens in real life, and officer has no chance of getting caught, think it would happen? Anyone ever heard of a story that actually went like this? Just curious

if the officer has no chance of getting caught, would it happen?
if you could rob a bank and grab your gf and go live it up in a tropical paradise, and you WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT, think it would happen?

 

[Gibson486]

LOL...I was at a bar, some dude wanted to buy my friend's g/f and my g/f a drink. We then went, "Hey, what about us, man, hook us up". He just gave us this weird look.....

 

[moshquerade]

LOL...I was at a bar, some dude wanted to buy my friend's g/f and my g/f a drink. We then went, "Hey, what about us, man, hook us up". He just gave us this weird look.....

Did he buy them a drink then?

He gonna steal ur girlz

 

[alkemyst]

if you are willing to blow a pig, you can get out of tickets too.

I'd rather just pay the hundred or two and enjoy my driving more.

 

[alkemyst]

LOL...I was at a bar, some dude wanted to buy my friend's g/f and my g/f a drink. We then went, "Hey, what about us, man, hook us up". He just gave us this weird look.....

You realize you were bitch slapped and just took it.

I am willing to bet at least one of those chicks called that guy back for some on the down low nookie.

 

[geno]

Whenever my GF goes out with 'the girls', she gets MAD shots bought for her. They even skip lines and get in for free. They spend ZERO and get to have an awesome time.

I remember GF and I went to The Bank in Bellagio. There was a [/b]MAD[/b] line. My gf says "Watch this", took my hand, then went straight up to the bouncer.

wtf, did I timewarp back to 1998? People still say "mad"? Do you still say "phat" too?

 

[HydroSqueegee]

When my wife was younger she and her friend were out driving one night. Her friend got pulled over and got out of the ticket by performing 'services' for the cop.

 

[moshquerade]

When my wife was younger she and her friend were out driving one night. Her friend got pulled over and got out of the ticket by performing 'services' for the cop.

what are you saying? your wife's friend is a hooker? maybe your wife is a hooker too?

or that your wife's friend gave the cop a bj while your wife watched?

 

[Gibson486]

Did he buy them a drink then?

He gonna steal ur girlz

Yup, they decided to take him up on the offer for free drinks, but to relay some of the drinks to us. The guy was buying every cute chick at the bar drinks. I feel bad, I must have got 3 shots and 2 beers on the guys tab.....Oh well, this was in Copley Square, so the dude was probably loaded.

 

[moshquerade]

Yup, they decided to take him up on the offer for free drinks, but to relay some of the drinks to us. The guy was buying every cute chick at the bar drinks. I feel bad, I must have got 3 shots and 2 beers on the guys tab.....Oh well, this was in Copley Square, so the dude was probably loaded.

hey, that works.

his method likely works too. guarantee he gets a pick up every time.

 

[Gibson486]

hey, that works.

his method likely works too. guarantee he gets a pick up every time.

I bet his method does work....but stringing along a person to get free boos, I do not think any guy cold do that...unless it was a cougar trying to bag a young one,

 

[Homerboy]

I thought of this right away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPV6QySTVZw