Fear me for I moderate Bash.org

Bash submissions have gotten lame at an exponential rate.

 

[narzy]

your tellin me sammy, 99% suck monkey nuts, be glad you don't have to read them...

 

[narzy]

you fools think that if you mock a similar bash quote, or reinact it a touch differently that we won't notice and approve yours... your dead wrong, we've read um all...

example;

<Aerix> How are you Mr. Duran?
<Aerix> It seems you've been living two lives.
<Aerix> 1, your know as Buzer, a highly respected Ragnarok Online player.
<Duran> And second is...?
<Aerix> And your other life, your known as the hacker under the alias Duran. Convicted of every possible computer crime known to man.
<Aerix> Now one of these lives has a future.
<Aerix> Now, you can either do what I say, or ELSE I"
<Aerix> LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH DISSAPEREJKLRELJ:KFDS!!!
<Aerix> THERE IS NO FONE CALL FOR YOU MR BUZERIOUS
<Duran> Well, where hell I even need mouth?
<Duran> None of these lives need it
<Aerix> SOOO
<Aerix> YOU CANT MAKE YOUR PHONE CALL TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!! NOOOO
<Duran> I don't need any
<Aerix>
<Duran> Just comp with internet
<Duran> And I remove all evidence

 

[alkemyst]

hmmm, I am trying to figure out how my nutsac keeps posting on ATOT

 

[rudeguy]

/confirms what Narzy said...a lot of these quotes are just idiotic ramblings of 13 year olds that got tos'd off of aol

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak

Originally posted by: brunswickite

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

that one is great

its been in my sig forever

isnt that a t-shirt?

 

[bunker]

ROFLMAO!

<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fscked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fsck you man, thats not even funny

 

[Electric Amish]

<Mr_Hanky> fubu = Farmers Used to Beat Us?

That's great!!

 

[Entity]

Aw, bash.org == down.

Rob

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Entity
Aw, bash.org == down.

Rob

again? They just came back after being down for like a month

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: Entity
Aw, bash.org == down.

Rob

again? They just came back after being down for like a month

Yeah, I know. At least google has its cache for those of us who are bored. Some of these I don't remember.

#23601 +(1617)- [X]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

Rob

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Entity
Aw, bash.org == down.

Rob

yeah, its been down since yesterday evening...and the owner is MIA

 

[SSP]

If you moderate it, why dont you get rid of that racist sh!t jokes at the 'bottom' page.

 

[rudeguy]

I dont like those ones either SSP...click the x to have it resubmitted...there is a pretty big backlog of quotes..and the ones marked as sucks just goes into that backlog

 

[SSP]

I'm just wondering why it was even approved by the bash mods.

 

[narzy]

rudeguy and I haven't approved any of them to my knowlage. and most of them were there before the current owner was in place. once there in the DB we can't remove them, thats up to guilty and the other co owner. and they have stated they don't have the time to go through and nuke them all for one, and really have no desire too as they get barried anyways.

 

[Paulson]

So why is it down narzy?

 

[narzy]

the moderators really don't know I do have a few theories;

my theories on the bash outtage, equipment failure, from what I understood we were using some "barrowed" equipment till our original server got shipped back to us from canada (long story), we got taken out by our host (again), our server arrived, the DB is getting transfered, or somthing is broken on the "old" server...

 

[rudeguy]

bash is back up!!!!

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: yllus
Hey narzy, add #112010, #112011 and #87003 for me.

Edit: Also #112012 and #112014...

sorry yllus I wasn't able to intercept them it doesn't look like they made it

 

[guyver01]

hehehhe...


#113032 +(81)- [X]

<Inuyasha> Those guys at bash must have some sort of auto-accept system with quotes
<Inuyasha> Either that or the guys that approve them are both racist and blind

 

[dolph]

Originally posted by: bunker
ROFLMAO!

<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fscked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fsck you man, thats not even funny

LMAO
holy sh!t, yes that was funny

 

[guyver01]

two of my favorite are:

#5273 +(3720)- [X]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.



and


#23396 +(2997)- [X]

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE F*&K UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS