Fear me for I moderate Bash.org

[narzy]

yes, after moderating bash for a day, that is how I talk, 1 out of 25 quotes makes it on average into the bash database, yes, they suck, that much.

if you submit to bash it will be thrown out for the fallowing reasons;
1) it sucks
2) it mentions bash
3) its a friggin novel
4) it violates even my standards...
5) the joke contains a weblink you must fallow to get the joke, I ain't gonna fallow a friggin weblink to figure out WTH you submitted...
6) if it has timestamps, unless their part of the joke its an auto reject...
7) no I will not approve a quote just because I know you, if it sucks it sucks, if its good it gets in...now go to http://www.bash.org and click on latest, yes those are the best of the best, sad isn't it?
8) were backlogged by about 10K+ submissions, I'm bound to miss somthing.

 

[Nocturnal]

That's nice. Do you hang out in #geekissues as well?

 

[jonmullen]

* Mike grabs a pitcher of ice cold water
* Mike then pours the ice cold water over narzy
<Mitch_Shrader> i did that to a skunk once. it was educational.
<Mike> LOL!!!!
<Mitch_Shrader> the skunk didn't like it much either.

Yours is not exactly great either, but you still get a cookie

 

[brunswickite]

"
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FVCK
"

haha

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I've been wondering what server/channel the majority of the people associated w/bash hang out in. Cane to enlighten?

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
"
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FVCK
"

haha

OMG thats great

 

[notfred]

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

 

[XZeroII]

I fear nothing. What are you going to do? Lock my post?

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
I've been wondering what server/channel the majority of the people associated w/bash hang out in. Cane to enlighten?

Efnet, #geekissues.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

If I got arrested and had one phone call, I'd call the police station with a bomb scare

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: notfred

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

WTF

 

[brunswickite]

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

that one is great

 

[cliftonite]

<SPCAman> Oh sh!t ! I just killed my dog
<SPCAman> I was pulling it by the chain to try to get it on my lap
<SPCAman> and it's head just dangled.
<SPCAman> brb. Gonna throw it out of the balcony so my kids will think it fell.

OMG ROFL

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: jonmullen

* Mike grabs a pitcher of ice cold water
* Mike then pours the ice cold water over narzy
<Mitch_Shrader> i did that to a skunk once. it was educational.
<Mike> LOL!!!!
<Mitch_Shrader> the skunk didn't like it much either.

Yours is not exactly great either, but you still get a cookie

I didn't submit that one, but if I moderated it, it wouldn't have gotten in...

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
I've been wondering what server/channel the majority of the people associated w/bash hang out in. Cane to enlighten?

dun know, I don't "hang" with them "yet."

 

[Nocturnal]

LOL!!! My friend Pen owns or used to own that site. Jester also moderates the quotes. They all hang out on Efnet (IRC) in the channel #geekissues.

 

[SSP]

<Abstruse> I personally like graveyard shifts better...I'm a night owl by nature...
<Abstruse> Besides, the morning shift there is 6 AM to 2 PM...those are the hours I'm usually sleeping.
<phoxleep> 6 AM
<phoxleep> wtf is 6 AM
* phoxleep has never seen 6 AM
<Abstruse> phox: 6 AM = bedtime. You know, when that big lamp outside the window starts to turn on? You DO know about the Big Room outside the house, right?
<Abstruse> phox: You know, the Big Room you go to when you have to go buy more food and stuff?
<phoxleep> the big room is sorta cool
<phoxleep> but doom 3 has better shaders damnit
<Abstruse> I hate the big room when the lamp's on...
<jastity> Abstruse: I have my groceries delivered to my Big Room, I order them online.
<Abstruse> They need to fix the air conditioner out there.
<Abstruse> jastity: I meant McDonalds.
<Abstruse> Or Taco Bell or Jack in the Box or whatever.
<phoxleep> Abstruse: why hasn't greenpeace given them sh!t about leaving it on?
<phoxleep> it's a waste of power damnit
<Abstruse> phox: Something about it using solar energy I think.

I hope you delete that one. Worst submission ever!!

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: brunswickite

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

that one is great

its been in my sig forever

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: SSP

<Abstruse> I personally like graveyard shifts better...I'm a night owl by nature...
<Abstruse> Besides, the morning shift there is 6 AM to 2 PM...those are the hours I'm usually sleeping.
<phoxleep> 6 AM
<phoxleep> wtf is 6 AM
* phoxleep has never seen 6 AM
<Abstruse> phox: 6 AM = bedtime. You know, when that big lamp outside the window starts to turn on? You DO know about the Big Room outside the house, right?
<Abstruse> phox: You know, the Big Room you go to when you have to go buy more food and stuff?
<phoxleep> the big room is sorta cool
<phoxleep> but doom 3 has better shaders damnit
<Abstruse> I hate the big room when the lamp's on...
<jastity> Abstruse: I have my groceries delivered to my Big Room, I order them online.
<Abstruse> They need to fix the air conditioner out there.
<Abstruse> jastity: I meant McDonalds.
<Abstruse> Or Taco Bell or Jack in the Box or whatever.
<phoxleep> Abstruse: why hasn't greenpeace given them sh!t about leaving it on?
<phoxleep> it's a waste of power damnit
<Abstruse> phox: Something about it using solar energy I think.

I hope you delete that one. Worst submission ever!!

ya I approved it, was on the border I found some of it to be funny, once there in its a little harder to get them out. its not negitive unlike some others I moderated...boy do I ever owe...

 

[no0b]

2) it mentions bash

100737

You suck at your job.

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

If I got arrested and had one phone call, I'd call the police station with a bomb scare

That one cracked me up.

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: no0b
2) it mentions bash

100737

You suck at your job.

I didn't moderate that one. + there are always exceptions to the rules...

 

[yllus]

Hey narzy, add #112010, #112011 and #87003 for me.

Edit: Also #112012 and #112014...

 

[narzy]

I'll evaluate them when I get there, I'm on #101634 right now, I can't go back to #87003 if its been rejected its outta the DB. read rule 7...

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: narzy
I'll evaluate them when I get there, I'm on #101634 right now, I can't go back to #87003 if its been rejected its outta the DB. read rule 7...

Oh I expect you to be impartial, I'm sure they'll get in - they just need to actually get read.