Favourite Bible Passage?

[HAL9000]

Mines this:

‎Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard." - Leviticus 20:27

Ok people, watch out don't let Christians head but you, their heads have corners.

:biggrin:

 

[Nik]

I'm partial to the entire book of Numbers, myself.

 

[lsv]

3/10.

 

[goldboyd]

Austin 3:16 - "I just whupped your ass!"

 

[brblx]

thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.

 

[Malak]

Proverbs 1:22

 

[coldmeat]

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[HAL9000]

Check out my new tattoo

I do love that one.

 

[Jeff7]

thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.

 

[Malak]

Proverbs 1:22

Well played sir.:hmm:

 

[DominionSeraph]

And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. Judges 1:19

Lord + Judah < iron chariots.

 

[HAL9000]

Proverbs 1:22

Well played sir.:hmm:

Bit pathetic. Drugs again?

 

[FelixDeCat]

This has resonated with me recently:

Romans 9: 18-23 KJV

18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.

19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?

20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:

23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

We all go through hard times, Christian and atheist alike. Some of us will be hardened by it. Others who are about to get their due may be spared by God's mercy; or continue about their sinful ways and suffer his wrath.

 

[Dominato3r]

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

 

[dwell]

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six." -- Revelation 12:12

 

[Platypus]

Leviticus 18:22

 

[drebo]

Surprised it took so long.

 

[PottedMeat]

http://bible.cc/ezekiel/23-20.htm :awe:

And she was full of desire for her lovers, whose flesh is like the flesh of asses and whose seed is like the seed of horses.

 

[shiner]

I like the one that contradicts the other one.

 

[HAL9000]

Leviticus 18:22

Hoping you're not serious.

 

[slayer202]

 

[Cheesetogo]

Quite a few good ones over here: http://www.thebricktestament.com/

 

[SandEagle]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_the-9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

 

[ch33zw1z]

Hoping you're not serious.

ha, you started the f'in thread. deal with it 🙂

 

[dud]

Neckbeard, you're a piece of work.

You've become a true 1st class troll.

Your life must be quite the (fill in the blank).