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Favorite word for cussing without cussing

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calpha

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I am a foul foul mouthed person, and frequently cuss at my computer when things go wrong at work.
My boss, was a homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that.

One day, he was troubleshooting a problem with me. Turns out the problem was a server that was in the midst of dying a fiery death. Anyway, I didn't know why things were getting all mucked up, and after about an hour, I almost screamed at my computer
"You GD POS c@cksucker."

To which my boss replied
"That's not a bad thing, is it."

After I scraped my jaw off the floor, I congratulated him, and announced I'd be going home. He laughed and laughed and laughed. Luckily, for me he wasn't offended.

To think, Butt-Pirate a year earlier was my choice of words for non-working programs.

Anyway. I'm amidst a new quest. Curse words without cursing. And to help me, Curse words in other languages 🙂

SO here's my list of PC words:
Fubared
Mucked Up
Magua'd (for a dead server, or dead program) Inspired by Last of the Mohicans
Caca cabesa
Comeh Mierdna
Fick Zish
Turd-burger

Need more, please help. I have a huge curse vocabulary to replace

edited extra word out
 
crap, shat, shiznit, sugar <-- my personal favorite, though I save it for special occations. I use "crap" most often.
 


<< crap, shat, shiznit, sugar <-- my personal favorite, though I save it for special occations. I use "crap" most often. >>



Shat = past tense for sh*t
 


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<< crap, shat, shiznit, sugar <-- my personal favorite, though I save it for special occations. I use "crap" most often. >>



Shat = past tense for sh*t >>



Yah, I used that one too, most often when me or a roomie in college had the beer sh!ts and "shat up" the whole stinkin apartment. Literally.
 
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