Favorite word for cussing without cussing

[calpha]

I am a foul foul mouthed person, and frequently cuss at my computer when things go wrong at work.
My boss, was a homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that.

One day, he was troubleshooting a problem with me. Turns out the problem was a server that was in the midst of dying a fiery death. Anyway, I didn't know why things were getting all mucked up, and after about an hour, I almost screamed at my computer
"You GD POS c@cksucker."

To which my boss replied
"That's not a bad thing, is it."

After I scraped my jaw off the floor, I congratulated him, and announced I'd be going home. He laughed and laughed and laughed. Luckily, for me he wasn't offended.

To think, Butt-Pirate a year earlier was my choice of words for non-working programs.

Anyway. I'm amidst a new quest. Curse words without cursing. And to help me, Curse words in other languages

SO here's my list of PC words:
Fubared
Mucked Up
Magua'd (for a dead server, or dead program) Inspired by Last of the Mohicans
Caca cabesa
Comeh Mierdna
Fick Zish
Turd-burger

Need more, please help. I have a huge curse vocabulary to replace

edited extra word out

 

[GhettoFob]

I like sheet, fawk and beeotch.

 

[spanky]

gaylord focker

 

[aphex]

biznitch and donkey

 

[punkrawket]

poo

 

[Zim Hosein]

How about NEF!

 

[b0mbrman]

muckluck!

 

[BMdoobieW]

crap, shat, shiznit, sugar <-- my personal favorite, though I save it for special occations. I use "crap" most often.

 

[Theslowone]

Moe foe
Buck futter

 

[calpha]

How can you NEF in Off-Topic?

Oops. Postcount ++;

Futhermucker is another one I forgot.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< crap, shat, shiznit, sugar <-- my personal favorite, though I save it for special occations. I use "crap" most often. >>



Shat = past tense for sh*t

 

[Capn]

son of a mother!

 

[calpha]

<<

<< crap, shat, shiznit, sugar <-- my personal favorite, though I save it for special occations. I use "crap" most often. >>



Shat = past tense for sh*t >>



Yah, I used that one too, most often when me or a roomie in college had the beer sh!ts and "shat up" the whole stinkin apartment. Literally.

 

[Kadarin]

My personal favorite: fsck
Honorable mention: fcuk

 

[eplebnista]

Poodletartans

 

[Scouzer]

Beetch
Shnikey
Crap
poo

 

[b0mbrman]

Mudda Hubba = Mutha Hubba = Mrr-rr-rba
beeatch = beeotch = bee-eye-itch

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

martha focker!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I used to say "son of a motherless goat!" all the time

 

[MrCodeDude]

Fudge.
-- mrcodedude

 

[OutHouse]

you southern people should know this one. my sister uses it all the time and i can not stand it.

Dag-gum-it

 

[axelfox]

CORKSUCKER

 

[peto]

Son of a motherless goat!
or
You stupid dirty taint!