Favorite Simpsons Quotes

[chuckywang]

HOMER: Hey, Bart. Do you want some brownies??
BART: Dad, I'm kinda on edge right now. Busting in here screaming and waving a knife is not the way for me to calm down.
HOMER: Oh, I'm sorry.
Homer leaves. 5 seconds later:
HOMER: Hey, Bart. Do you want to check out my new chainsaw and hockey mask??

 

[bamacre]

"No one's ever caught it?" - "Well, one man came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall, he was, with arms like tree trunks, and eyes like steel: cold and hard. Had a shock of hair. Red, like the fires of Hell."

 

[step-dawg]

Everything tastes better when it's lasso'ed.

 

[amol]

Homer (in a cemetery) : Man, I could REALLY go for a hotdog
Marge : Homer, we're at a cemetery
Hotdog Man : HOTDOGS, GET YOUR HOTDOGS HERE
Marge : What do you do, follow my husband around?
Hotdog Man : Lady, he's puttin' my kids through college!


In the Simpsons go to England episode :

(Right after seeing Tony Blair) Homer : OMG, I can't believe we went Mr. BEAN!



same episode :

Lisa : Push the wall behind the fireplace
Homer : OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Lisa : Put out the fire, first!!

I seriously have TOO MANY recorded on my computer . . .