Favorite movie one-liners?

[lobadobadingdong]

"The Pen is Blue, The Pen is Blue, The God Damn Pen is Blue" <-- Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar.

 

[PHiuR]

how about a whole monologue by Christopher Walken in Poolhall Junkies (2002)

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: Amused
"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh!t! Where's the Tylenol?"

damn you beat me!!! :beer:

 

[DaWhim]

"Nice legs. When do they open?"

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

"I'll be back!"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it"

A few classics.

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

 

[skyking]

He's only MOSTLY dead....

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Ladykillers - "Dude brought his bitch to WAFFLE HUT!"

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite one isn't from a movie, but Babylon 5. Actually 2...

"He is behind us. You are in front of us. If you value your lives be elsewhere." - Delenn
"This to you is a good time, yes?" - Londo

Both from season 3.

Fixed.

Also from B5:

"a nuclear bomb doesn't have to lock onto anything" - Sheridan

 

[jagec]

"Hail to the king, baby"

-Army of Darkness

Some good quotes in this thread...

 

[nageov3t]

"... and if it wasn't for that horse, I'd have never made it through college." -Louis Black

"I have no legs!" -homeless guy in "Kids"

 

[randumb]

mmm....yeeeaaaaahhh (office space)

 

[soundforbjt]

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

Space Balls

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: soundforbjt
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

Space Balls

When will then be now?

Soon!


Thats funny, she doesnt look Druish.


Ahhh, Buckle this!


Your schwartz is as big as mine.

 

[Fingolfin269]

'I get older... they stay the same age.' Matthew Mc.(sp?) Dazed and Confused

'Fvck me santa Fvck me santa.' -Bad Santa

 

[Triumph]

"This urine is great!"

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: vshah
another from PB:

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die"

its three lines but i think it counts...

-Vivan

This is another movie that's full of good ones Well, memorable quotes, at least:

"I give you my word, as a Spaniard!"

"Ah, I have known too many Spaniards."

Nate

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: DurocShark
My favorite one isn't from a movie, but Babylon 5. Actually 2...

"He is behind us. You are in front of us. If you value your lives be elsewhere." - Delenn
"This to you is a good time, yes?" - Londo

Both from season 3.

Fixed.

Also from B5:

"a nuclear bomb doesn't have to lock onto anything" - Sheridan

Forgot this one:

"I'm sorry, Captain. We thought you were dead."

"I was. I'm better now."

And thanks for the fix. I need to go back and watch 'em again.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: jntdesign
"you think KFC is still open" - will ferrell, Old School

haha, one of the best movies EVER

 

[ohtwell]

Gladiator

Maximus ~ "What we do in life, echoes in eternity."

FOTR

Haldir ~"The dwarf breathes so loudly, we could have shot him in the dark."

TTT

Eomer ~ "I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground."

Gimli ~ "Toss me."
Aragorn ~ "What?"
Gimli ~ "I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me."
[pauses, looks up to Aragorn]
Gimli ~ "Don't tell the elf."


: ) Amanda

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

"I'll be back!"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it"

A few classics.

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Oh man, total classic from Clint Eastwood!

Mine: SAY HALLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! -Pacino, Scarface

U FCKED LUMBERGH???!! -Livington, Office Space

My fav Fight Club quotes:

1) "The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything."
2) "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile."
3) "Fck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man."

 

[Svnla]

"What we have here is a failure of communication".......Cool Hand Luke

 

[Bumrush99]

Get busy living or get busy dying.

Shawshank Redemption

 

[DanJ]

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. "

"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

Big Lebowski quotes....

 

[knivox]

You can't handle the truth!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

A couple from Firefly:
Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain
I'll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who's in command."

Jayne: "I don't know who these people are and I don't care to."
Malcolm: "They're whores."
Jayne: "I'm in."

Happy Gilmore:
"You eat sh1t for breakfast?"

Supertroopers:
"I got distracted by somebody doing the repeater."
"That'll happen."
"That'll happen."

Vanishing Point:
"The question isn't when he's going to stop, but who's going to stop him."

Spaceballs:
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"

"Evil will always triumph, because good, is dumb."