Favorite movie one-liners?

[austin316]

please post what movie these are from. there have been a few that I haven't recognized.

Oh man, you shot marvin in the face!!!

Pulp Fiction

 

[Swag1138]

Shrek had my favorite one liner bad joke moment Ive seen in years.

Ugly Step-Sister: (to donkey, as a horse) Hey, why the long face?



Bond: (after watching attempted assassin fall into bath tub with a pluged in fan) Shocking.

 

[NTB]

There's no crying in baseball!!

Nate

 

[azazyel]

You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town

 

[xchangx]

An email from the university's head network admin...

"We're attacking ourselves..."

 

[cain]

John Maclane: yippie kaiyeh motherfvcker. in every Die Hard movie

 

[Nocturnal]

Well it isn't a movie but it is a television show. From the Simpsons, "My cat's breath smells like cat food" - Milton

 

[DrumminBoy]

Teddy KGB: "The Ace, could not have helped you."
Mike: "You're right teddy, the ace didnt help me. (pause) I flopped the nut straight."

Rounders

 

[jmolayal]

Shaft: Ain't nothing between us but air and opportunity..

 

[azazyel]

My favorite book quote..

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I'm therefore excused from saving universes." - Ford Prefect

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Dodgeball - "...time to put your mouth where our balls are."

 

[cain]

Originally posted by: DrumminBoy
Teddy KGB: "The Ace, could not have helped you."
Mike: "You're right teddy, the ace didnt help me. (pause) I flopped the nut straight."

Rounders

dude, one-liner

 

[toy4x4]

Whook, You should see my shoes.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Well it isn't a movie but it is a television show. From the Simpsons, "My cat's breath smells like cat food" - Milton

No, it wasn't Milhouse, it was Ralphie Wiggum.

 

[toy4x4]

I don't have a log, not in the sense you thought I meant.

 

[Bumrush99]

"You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me?" Taxi Driver

Sling Blade
Karl: Reckon what you like to eat in there?
Frosty Cream Employee: Well, the French fries are pretty good.
Karl: French fried potaters?
Frosty Cream Employee: Yeah, French fries. They're .60 for medium and .75 for large.
Karl: 'Reckon I'll have me some of the big 'uns.

Pulp Fictionafter Marsellus was taken care of by the "gimp"
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' awesome people, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

 

[maziwanka]

from ghostbusters (probably slightly off but you get the gist):

"d!ckless over here shut down the containment unit"
mayor: "is this right?"
bill murray:"yes, its true. this man has no d!ck"

 

[jurzdevil]

"its an 88 magnum....it shoots through schools"

"my grandmother kicked me in the balls once....once!"

and many more from johnny dangerously

 

[Jzero]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
"Have you ever seen a Communist drink water, Mandrake? No. Just vodka."
"Your Communist has no regard for human life; not even his own."
--Dr. Strangelove

 

[Svnla]

Dirty Harry: "Go ahead, make my day" ....while points a Magnum .44 at the robber.

Spiderman 1: "With great power, come with great responsibility"...from Peter's uncle.

There are more but I can't think of them right now, will have more later.

 

[neovan]

You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

 

[PanzerIV]

Full Metal Jacket -
Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much. (Had to be two lines to put it in context).

Apocalpyse Now:

Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore: Charlie don't surf!

 

[Fingolfin269]

'Don't you be talkin 'bout my momma!' - Little Giants

'Guys have penises, girls have vaginas' - Kindergarten Cop

'No, I just paid $10,000 for your shot... now it's my shot' - Poolhall Junkies ( I can't remember what $ amount it was)

 

[mjquilly]

The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear - Office Space
Give me 6 Schlitzeses - er, whatever's free - Super Troopers
I don't want a large Farva, I want a liter of cola! - Super Troopers
I hope to cum loud some day, perferrably in a 69 - mall rats
You are the ones who are the ball lickers - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
about every other line - The Big Lebowski

 

[eelw]

"INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!"