Favorite Milk - POLL

[AntiFreze]

Just wondering what kind of milk you guys drink.

Organic soy for me.

Sometimes regular almond milk.

 

[Miklebud]

COW FTW

 

[Epic Fail]

Alba's.

 

[TecHNooB]

Option for breast milk? Warm, possibly?

 

[hanoverphist]

1% cow milk. or whatever is available sans skim. hate the cloudy water.

 

[AntiFreze]

Originally posted by: Miklebud
COW FTW

I gave up cow milk after I wrote a paper about it in college.

Some things I found out were this:

Many people can't tolerate milk, children are often allergic to it, and in many cultures no one drinks milk once weaned.
All the nutrients milk provides are available from other sources.
Modern dairying methods are cruel to cows and place too great a burden on the environment.
Milk causes cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis, and so on.
Milk causes heart disease.

 

[Baked]

You forgot the Man option for people w/ alternative life style.

Originally posted by: AntiFreze
I gave up cow milk after I wrote a paper about it in college.

Some things I found out were this:

Many people can't tolerate milk, children are often allergic to it, and in many cultures no one drinks milk once weaned. -Darwin award dominees.
All the nutrients milk provides are available from other sources.-Why would you waste money on a dozen other products when you can get it all in one
Modern dairying methods are cruel to cows and place too great a burden on the environment.-Eat dirt hippie.
Milk causes cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis, and so on.-So do a shit load of other stuff, why don't you quit eating everything.
Milk causes heart disease.-See above.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

There is no Soy Milk. Its Soy Juice

Many people can't tolerate milk, children are often allergic to it, and in many cultures no one drinks milk once weaned.
All the nutrients milk provides are available from other sources.
Modern dairying methods are cruel to cows and place too great a burden on the environment.
Milk causes cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis, and so on.
Milk causes heart disease.

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:


* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.


In other words, stop caring and drink the damn stuff

 

[lokiju]

http://www.lactaid.com/

 

[xochi]

Tuscan Dairy Products Whole Milk

128oz of bovine goodness

Tuscan is the breast milk of Satan!!! Do not fall prey to his rotten-egg smelling nipples of fury and sin!!!

Bathing in this product is guaranteed to give you milky white skin, and with built-in moisturizers you skin will feel soft and silky, too. Get out of the tub, though, and the milky white color is gone. Instead, you're all wrinkly and smell like cottage cheese. Yuck.

If spilled, even crying will not help resolve the situation
-More expensive than premium gasoline and provides only about half the mpg in my truck
-Not explicitly endorsed by Chuck Norris, yet

just to let you know, the milk is actually a potion of longevity.
drink it and enjoy long and healthfull life!
(just remember not to mix it with other potions as it can cause internal bleeding or major explosion)

Tuscan Whole Milk does not come from Tuscany, nor does it come from a cow. Tuscan Whole Milk is imported from the planet Tatooine where it is harvested from the "Tuscan Raider", a species native to that planet.

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: Baked
You forgot the Man option for people w/ alternative life style.

Wah? I hope you aren't talking about... nvm.

 

[sdifox]

err, soy milk is not milk... I do like it though, as long as it is not the westerninsed crap that wants to taste like milk.

 

[Jeff7]

Cow, regular, whole.

 

[ondarkness]

your moms.

 

[Bootprint]

Where is the Horse milk option?

 

[OCNewbie]

I used to drink 1% all the time. But after battling GERD (acid-reflux) for at least a year or two, I discovered that by switching to soy milk, I no longer needed to use my Prilosec OTC, Prevacid, Nexium, etc., pills. So I'm lactose intolerant and because of that fact I have switched to Vanilla Organic Soy.

I have not yet tried Rice, Almond or any other varieties of milk, sans Lactaid, but didn't like that all that much.

 

[ElFenix]

organic cow is mmmm

 

[zinfamous]

why no poll for whole v. 2% v. 1% v. 1/2% v. skim?

 

[eplebnista]

Regular cow, either whole or 2%.

 

[TallBill]

A big floppy bag of homo milk.

Wow it's been about 4 years since I used that line on these forums.

 

[Vehemence]

Lactaid, since I'm lactose intolerant

 

[Shawn]

CAT MILK

 

[Kadarin]

CHOCOLATE milk!

I can't believe nobody said this already...

 

[HombrePequeno]

I can't say I've ever had goat milk. I don't care for soy and rice milk though so it's good old cow's milk for me. I don't drink organic. We waste too much space planting food for those damn cows as it is. Buying organic just adds to that problem.

 

[nageov3t]

I've only ever had cow and soy... I prefer 2% cow milk for cereal and soy in coffee. those are really the only time I'll consume milk unless I need it for baking/cooking, in which case I buy whole (I buy those little milk cartons that they used to give with school lunch)