Favorite computer terms *slang*

[EMPshockwave82]

"Poke it in the eye" - Hit the power button

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82
"Poke it in the eye" - Hit the power button

I have never heard anything this ridiculous before.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82
"Poke it in the eye" - Hit the power button

I have never heard anything this ridiculous before.

That's so ridiculous, it's recockulous.

- M4H

 

[lobbyone]

Wtf?? - BSOD

 

[ethebubbeth]

"Three-finger salute" - ctrl+alt+del

Interesting thread by the way... might help me understand wtf some people say on the phone during troubleshooting XD

 

[clamum]

"Fvcking thing is hosed" - Hardware and/or software is fvcked in one way or another

 

[DivideBYZero]

Bounce it.

 

[loic2003]

"bounce the server" - cycle power (only heard this a while back).

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: loic2003
"bounce the server" - cycle power (only heard this a while back).

owned.

 

[randay]

smack it up, flip it, and rub it down.

 

[randay]

float test. throw it off the boat and see if it'll float.

 

[Kirby]

My roommate says STFU like "Stu-Fu" and uses "teh" in everyday talk. I cringe and die a little inside everytime he says it. 🙁

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I kinda like the expression "in the wild" with regard to viruses and such.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
My roommate says STFU like "Stu-Fu" and uses "teh" in everyday talk. I cringe and die a little inside everytime he says it. 🙁

That hurts my heart :/

 

[HybridSquirrel]

1337 (my 1337post) sta-fu is definatley the best

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Originally posted by: HybridSquirrel
1337 (my 1337post) sta-fu is definatley the best

well how fitting for this thread to exist then.



all good stuff

Originally posted by: nkgreen
My roommate says STFU like "Stu-Fu" and uses "teh" in everyday talk. I cringe and die a little inside everytime he says it. 🙁

kill him for me

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: ethebubbeth
"Three-finger salute" - ctrl+alt+del

Interesting thread by the way... might help me understand wtf some people say on the phone during troubleshooting XD

:thumbsup:

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: clamum
"Fvcking thing is hosed" - Hardware and/or software is fvcked in one way or another

:laugh:

 

[EMPshockwave82]

Originally posted by: clamum
"Fvcking thing is hosed" - Hardware and/or software is fvcked in one way or another

this is more general though... like fubar... it can be used for about anything that's broken

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82

Originally posted by: clamum
"Fvcking thing is hosed" - Hardware and/or software is fvcked in one way or another

this is more general though... like fubar... it can be used for about anything that's broken

Haha yeah it can be... I use it for computer problems mostly though.

 

[Mrvile]

I never use CTRL ALT DEL anymore. I used to a lot with Windows 98 because it was instant, but if Windows XP starts locking up, CTRL ALT DEL isn't going to do jack - it just slows it down more. Shame.

 

[Minerva]

When the pronunciation of acronyms goes too far.

For example pronouncing NEC as "neck" and CRT as "curt".

"What kind of monitor do you have?"

"A Neck Curt."

"Huh? I didn't ask you what you did to yourself in soccer practice!"

(Even more confusion prevails).

Oh and these SAS drives! People calling the hosts SASSY controllers. Now that's just plain ridiculous!

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

Faggy - A PC is displaying homosexual tendancies

 

[Rastus]

pr0n

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: randay
float test. throw it off the boat and see if it'll float.

this is the only one i have heard of 🙁