Favorite cartoon quote

[simms]

Originally posted by: JackHomer
Family Guy:
:music: Vagina junction, whats your function? Takin in sperm and spitting out babies!! :music:

You know, those :music: notes make it so much funnier!!!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Peter: Nicks suck, Mets suck, Yankees suck. Krypton sucks.

Notice how > 75% of these are from Family Guy. Fox sucks. Long live Adult Swim!


Also this littel gem from SP:

Jonathan: I know. Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life, which they can overcome, go this way and everyone whose insecurities sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way

Kyle: Wow! That was easy.

 

[Electric Amish]

Cartman: "Ok, Token, give me a bass line"

Token: "Cartman, how many times do I have to tell you I can't play bass."

Cartman: *sigh* "Dammit Token! You're black. You can play bass."

Token: *playing bass* "God Dammit!"

 

[tweakmm]

Sealab 2021:
Stormy just shoots Quinn in the neck with a stimutax tipped dart.
Stormy: "Whoops, dart in your neck"

 

[KillaKilla]

see all of family guy. Pure, Comedic, genius

 

[JackHomer]

Originally posted by: KillaKilla
see all of family guy. Pure, Comedic, genius

This man speaks the truth!!!!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Sealab 2021:
Stormy just shoots Quinn in the neck with a stimutax tipped dart.
Stormy: "Whoops, dart in your neck"

hehehehehe i love that show

 

[LeadMagnet]

The Critic

Jay Sherman: Lady, don't take this the wrong way, but you're nuts!
Old Lady: Oh, you sound just like the toaster.

 

[JonnyStarks]

Homer: If it makes you feel any better, I've learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

[memo]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Cartman: "Ok, Token, give me a bass line"

Token: "Cartman, how many times do I have to tell you I can't play bass."

Cartman: *sigh* "Dammit Token! You're black. You can play bass."

Token: *playing bass* "God Dammit!"

i've used that line many a time.

 

[Furyline]

*Homer & Flanders driving in car*
Flanders: I think we just hit something!
Homer: I hope it was Flanders! Hahahahaha!

 

[JetBlack69]

Homer: Lisa, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

 

[trek]

Lois: "Good, I don't have to cook."
Peter: "Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."

Family Guy - From Method to Madness

 

[Mucho]

Bug Bunny "I know this defies the laws of gravity, but I never studied law"

 

[memo]

Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting. There's no
trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!
-- Brad Goodman at the "Inner Child Workshop", "Bart's Inner Child"

 

[yukichigai]

CHINESE MAN #1 (Chinese with subtitles): Why are we doing this? This isn't even the Chinese New Year.

CHINESE MAN #2 (Chinese with subtitles): Do you want to be the dragon's ass? 'cause I will make you the dragon's ass!

Had to do it.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Peter: Nicks suck, Mets suck, Yankees suck. Krypton sucks.

Notice how > 75% of these are from Family Guy. Fox sucks. Long live Adult Swim! And DVDs


Also this littel gem from SP:

Jonathan: I know. Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life, which they can overcome, go this way and everyone whose insecurities sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way

Kyle: Wow! That was easy.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Text

- M4H

 

[Rudee]

Marge to Homer: "This is the worst thing you've ever done!"
Homer's reply: "You say that so much it's lost all meaning"

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Brain "Pinky are you thinking what I'm thinking"
Pinky "Sure brain, but where do you suppose we can get rubber pants our size this time of night?"
Brain "Pinky, you idiot"

 

[joinT]

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

 

[sniperruff]

these are my absolute favorites on the simpsons:

-when Homer changed his name to Max Power:

homer- "From now on, there only 2 ways to do things: the wrong way, and the Max Power way!"
bart- "Isn't that the wrong way?"
homer- "Yes! But Faster!"

-when the simpsons went to japan and went to "americantown" (i might forgot the EXACT quote)

waiter: "howdygangsters! i don't know anything because i am a product of the american education system! we also build poor quality cars and interior-styled electronics!"
homer: "hehehe, they got our number!"

-when lisa cheated to get the school grant

ralph wiggum: " hi supernintendo chalmers"
"hi lisa, l'm learnding!"
*fill in the blank of C_T, then makes "meow" sound

-when lisa failed gym

ralph: " me fail english? that's unpossible!"


that is all i can think of now...

 

[BatmanNate]

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

 

[eelw]

Pinky and the Brain

Pinky - "Poit! Narf!! Egad!!!

 

[SSP]

"Don't you hate pants?"