• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Favorite cartoon quote

L

LeadMagnet

Platinum Member
Futurama
While using the new Smell-o-scope

Fry - "This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh."

Leela - "I don't get it."

Professor - "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid
joke once and for all."

Fry - "Oh. What's it called now?"

Professor - "Urectum."
Click to expand...
 
Foghorn Leghorn after getting blown up standing there with that cartoon blackened singed look:
"Ah numbah mah feathers for just such an occasion"
 
Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.
 
Simpsons -

Homer: If you don't start making any sense we're going to send you to a home.
Grandpa: You already sent me to a home.
Homer: Then we'll send you to that crooked one we saw on 60 minutes.
 
Bugs Bunny- "IT'S DUCK SEASON"

Daffy Duck- "IT'S WRABBIT SEASON!"

Bugs Bunny- "IT'S RABBIT SEASON!"

Daffy Duck- "IT'S DUCK SEASON. FIRE!"
 
Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so
bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel
sightings...when you get right down to it, Springfield's a
pretty cool place to live.
Shelby: Springfield sucks!
[a group of kids stands behind the Shelbyville town line]
Bart: Hey! Stop talking bad about my town, man.
Shelby: Why don't you make me?
Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it.
Shelby: Then I guess you're a garbage man.
Bart: Well, I know _you_ are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know _you_ are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: Takes one to know one!
[Shelby looks surprised]
Database: Checkmate!
Click to expand...
 
Bart: Wow Milhouse, this cave is awesome. How'd you find it?
Milhouse: This is where I come to cry.

😀


Probably a better one I'm forgetting. Ralph has some greats. "They taste like burning."
 
Fry: Man, Leela's been gone a long time. I hope she's at least making progress with Zapp Brannigan.

[Cut to: Zapp's Quarters. Leela wakes up. Next to Zapp. In his bed. Naked. She screams.]

[Time Lapse. Leela has got dressed and is sneaking out. But Zapp wakes up.]

Zapp: Good morning lover.

Leela: Uh...listen...Zapp.

Zapp: Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.

Leela: Zapp, last night was a mistake.

Zapp: A sexy mistake.

Leela: No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.

[Zapp laughs.]

Zapp: A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper!

Leela: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away - from!

Zapp: Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.

Leela: Look. I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.

Zapp: Go ahead. I won't stop you.

Leela: Threaten all you - wait, what?

Zapp: We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy...Bam!

[He points to his crotch.]
 
Zapp: Certainly. But first you'll have to get rid of that thing. [He points at Nibbler] That's the law Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love - hard and fast! [on viewscreen] Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety.

Leela: I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!

Zapp [on viewscreen]: And which one rocked your world?




gotta be my favourite futurama episode.. Zap is gold.
 
Stewie Griffin from Family Guy to Bill Cosby:

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
 
Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?
 
Zorak: Yeah, I'm hopin' it'll even my own show. My show's not a comedy, it's a horredy. It's called Blood Dumpster.
Space Ghost: Your pilot gave me nightmares! This is 22 minutes of a guy running down a tunnel.
Jack Black: This is a show?
Zorak: Yes.
Space Ghost: And what's with your character, the guy with the blades? What's that?
Zorak: The dumpsterkeeper.
Space Ghost: Who's gonna identify with the "dumpsterkeeper"? I mean, maybe if he were in a motorized wheelchair you'd have some sense of sympathy for him.
Zorak: Well, it tested well.
 
Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel, hail-mary,
long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but-probably-won't final resort
to lend me money.

Selma: We'll take care of you.

Patty: Yes, care.

[they laugh evilly]

[Homer starts laughing too; he continues long after they stop]

Patty: Cut him a check and get him the hell out of here!
Click to expand...

not so much a quote, but i can't stop laughing when i see it. i know its coming and i'll start laughing.
 
Cartman: Oh you're breakin' my balls...

Carman: ...I'm telling you, if you let this deal pass you by, you're making a fetal mistake.

South Park Episode 513
Click to expand...

I love that quote. Especially since he's saying it to the people who he's trying to sell stolen aborted fetuses.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top