Favorite Bash.org quote?

[LuNoTiCK]

Damn these are just too funny. Everytime I read these I have a good laugh.

 

[Azraele]

Good stuff.

 

[Beattie]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth.

LMAO

Wow, that's hysterical

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
There are too many quotes that I like to choose a favorite...

One that sticks out in my mind though is this one.

Wierd thing is that this was not the original version. The original was much more dramatic, it had that self-confessed "owned" theme, and the author was not so, shall we say, "indifferent".

oh, that's cold. i swear...

 

[Wallydraigle]

#272726 +(745)- [X]

[brianh] smaller boobs are cool
(Akira1) hmm
[brianh] like the kind that 8 year old girls have
[brianh] 18
[brianh] I fvcking meant 18
(Akira1) hahaha

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: sparkyclarky

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: bR
#261931 +(1485)- [X]

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a f**ked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest sh*t in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in sh*t. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some sh*t and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

HAHHAHHAHHA that's funnier than the guy dropping a load in front of his GF

Oh Jesus I can't stop laughing. That's is so horribly funny. I'm literally typing this in convulsions of laughter!!!!

omg that's the funniest thing i heard all day


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mauhauhauaua

That's from that one weightlifting forum isn't it...

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: ATLien247
There are too many quotes that I like to choose a favorite...

One that sticks out in my mind though is this one.

Wierd thing is that this was not the original version. The original was much more dramatic, it had that self-confessed "owned" theme, and the author was not so, shall we say, "indifferent".

oh, that's cold. i swear...

that's a lie, didn't happen...it was actually from a film as a joke. I forgot which though

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: ATLien247
There are too many quotes that I like to choose a favorite...

One that sticks out in my mind though is this one.

Wierd thing is that this was not the original version. The original was much more dramatic, it had that self-confessed "owned" theme, and the author was not so, shall we say, "indifferent".

oh, that's cold. i swear...

that's a lie, didn't happen...it was actually from a film as a joke. I forgot which though

well Road Trip is entirely based on a twist of something like that... guy accidently records him cheating, accidently ships to girlfriend, let the fun begin. Probably occured in an earlier film though

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: ATLien247
There are too many quotes that I like to choose a favorite...

One that sticks out in my mind though is this one.

Wierd thing is that this was not the original version. The original was much more dramatic, it had that self-confessed "owned" theme, and the author was not so, shall we say, "indifferent".

oh, that's cold. i swear...

that's a lie, didn't happen...it was actually from a film as a joke. I forgot which though

What if a chick saw it and decided that it was a pretty good idea?

 

[ultimatebob]

I liked this one, because it's true!

< gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2
< gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to india

This one was good, too...

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: ATLien247
There are too many quotes that I like to choose a favorite...

One that sticks out in my mind though is this one.

Wierd thing is that this was not the original version. The original was much more dramatic, it had that self-confessed "owned" theme, and the author was not so, shall we say, "indifferent".

oh, that's cold. i swear...

It's also a load of email-spam-copying crap.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
I liked this one, because it's true!

< gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2
< gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to india

This one was good, too...

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

I don't get the second one...?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
I liked this one, because it's true!

< gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2
< gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to india

This one was good, too...

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

I don't get the second one...?

AND YOU NEVER WILL GET IT.


PS: I pray that you were being sarcastic. It is either that or you are an engineer.

 

[Amorphus]

This one is fun:

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: simms

Originally posted by: ATLien247
There are too many quotes that I like to choose a favorite...

One that sticks out in my mind though is this one.

Wierd thing is that this was not the original version. The original was much more dramatic, it had that self-confessed "owned" theme, and the author was not so, shall we say, "indifferent".

oh, that's cold. i swear...

that's a lie, didn't happen...it was actually from a film as a joke. I forgot which though

well Road Trip is entirely based on a twist of something like that... guy accidently records him cheating, accidently ships to girlfriend, let the fun begin. Probably occured in an earlier film though

If that ever happened to me, I'd post the vid on the net, and send it to her parents

 

[silverpig]

haha that's great.