Favorite Bash.org quote?

[MAME]

BASH

there's some great ones there, what's your favorite?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

This one is worthless in a way because they must have been really bored:

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

Link

 

[rudeguy]

hasnt this thread been posted enough?

 

[MAME]

oh, is this a repost of sorts?

 

[DerMonkeyhauser]

Ahh, so many good quotes. Here's one of my favorites:

<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET
<Urganite> ...
<OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel

 

[MAME]

this was the best of the last 20 I saw

<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?
<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name
<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is

 

[SSP]

My fav. quote:

<tatclass> YOU ALL S*CK DI*K
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: GoodDad
hasnt this thread been posted enough?

Not nearly enough...a good bash.org thread is never a bad idea :beer:

 

[Actaeon]

Maybe not my favorite, but I like this one

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

 

[silverpig]

The one AT can lay claim to (vote it up!!!)

The mp3bot one is good too

 

[MaxDSP]

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS


BWAHAHHA

 

[silverpig]

NeoNess: My cell phone rang in the church and everyone looked at me.
I answered it and someone told me to turn it off.
I told them it was god and he was furiously angered at them, and he would smite them with his holy fist.
I proceeded to scream "Repent!" at the top of my voice.
long story short, I dont have to go to church anymore

wahahaha

 

[MaxDSP]

#4848 +(3787)- [X]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FSCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FSCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FSCK

 

[MAME]

lol!

 

[silverpig]

<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fuckin with him now
<andrw> oh good, format his computer
<Testicular_One> format his computer
<TheGreaterZero> format him

haha

 

[silverpig]

<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
<Felacio> errr ME, not /me

 

[Chumpman]

Originally posted by: silverpig
<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fuckin with him now
<andrw> oh good, format his computer
<Testicular_One> format his computer
<TheGreaterZero> format him

haha

hahahaha

 

[Crazymofo]

<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth.

LMAO

 

[Crazymofo]

<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button
<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift:::
<Lilly-> omg
<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
<Hvatti> where can i find it
<Tiger> hehe
<aegis> at the left of your keyboard
<Hvatti> ok thanx::
<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
<Lilly-> aamm
<aegis> apparently it didn't
<Lilly-> lol
<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
<aegis> yes
<aegis> you have to release the shift.
<Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
<Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
<aegis> yep, just like that

dang now that really had me going..

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: silverpig
<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me
<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
<Felacio> errr ME, not /me

Hahahahahah!

 

[MaxDSP]

#59693 +(110)- [X]

<Seppukoi> kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker
<Seppukoi> and he was talking about teh alcohol, and also teh seatbelts
<Seppukoi> he was explaining this article he read
<Seppukoi> well, the article was talking about these two idiots who crashed their car into the front doors of a school
<Seppukoi> and said they were tyring to kill themselves, but they survived with minor injuries because they were wearing seatbelts
<Seppukoi> so I screamed out "HAHA NOOB!!!"
<Seppukoi> and my friend screamed out "those guys SUCK at the killing themselves"
<Seppukoi> he also said "those newbs got fux0red up!"
<Seppukoi> I said "they probably had wallhacks" and the teacher was looking at us like "wtf"
<Seppukoi> we kept talking about it and comparing it to things :/


#84700 +(279)- [X]

<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format?
<cowofdoom> because they love Hitler.
<Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.


lol...how true it is

 

My fave:

#210766 +(1383)- [X]

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

<abs> shit
<abs> my mom fell down the stairs
<abs> brb

Bhahahahaha

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: jumpr
My fave:

#210766 +(1383)- [X]

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

AAHHAAHHAHHAAHHA

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha