Favorite Austin Powers Quote...

[Omegachi]

"please eat some shit"

"I have a huge rod"

 

[joohang]

Damn it.. Looks like this thread spoiled some of the jokes from Goldmember.

<-- waiting for his sister to come back from a trip this weekend to go and watch it together

 

[joohang]

"Felicity Shagwell. Shagwell by name. Shag very well by reputation."

I wish she were my girlfriend.

 

[Ernieb]

The Itlian Bird 's name Allota Fagina is very funny

Quote:
Austin Powers: Sex, Yes Pls.
That part was funny too..

 

[Kinger]

I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Would you like a pancake and a shmoke?

I get a kick out Goldmembers voice.

 

[Ernieb]

Quote

Baby Do I Make You Horny? Randy?

Qutoe

When I can take the elevator when take the stairs?..

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

My favorite part from an Austin Powervich movie is in the first one when he gets the cart stuck in the hall way and is backing up and going forward about 2 inches trying to turn around. And when the security guard is screaming NOOOOOOOO as Austin and Vennessa are driving the steam roller about 1/2 a mile an hour and run him over.



Quote wise it'd have to be from goldmember. Austins dad"it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple" LMAO

 

[bbkat]

I watched the first DVD this weekend. In the commentary, I think they said about 30% of the lines were improvised. In particular the part where Frau explains 'Lucky Charms' television commercial. I love that scene. I'm gonna have to go back and see it again to post the exact quotes.

Here's one from part 2:

[Dr. Evil clicking his space suit microphone] "OWWW! You shot me you A-hole!"

 

[Nil]

"Shat on a turtle!"

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: trmiv
"It's a bit nutty."




Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.

That was hilarious!

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Quote wise it'd have to be from goldmember. Austins dad"it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple" LMAO

The part right before that, with the sound of (trying not to spoil) something heavy hitting the floor was hilarious. I just saw it in the theater on Sat, and the whole crowd burst out laughing at that scene.

Did you stay for the credits?
"Kickstand, huh? Can I give you my cell number?" :Q

 

[arod]

"Good Heavens your a tri-pod"