Favorite Austin Powers Quote...

[Orsorum]

Just thought it was a great coupla movies, with a ton of memorable quotes...

Few of my favorites...

My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope i didn't say that out loud just now.

Y'know I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attatched to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague here informs me that that can't be done.

1. Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you. 2. What's your point, Vanessa?

 

[trmiv]

"It's a bit nutty."




Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Zakath15
Just thought it was a great coupla movies, with a ton of memorable quotes...

Few of my favorites...

My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope i didn't say that out loud just now.

Y'know I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attatched to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague here informs me that that can't be done.

1. Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you. 2. What's your point, Vanessa?

I call it the Alan Parson's Project.

*cough* ripoff *cough*

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Zakath15
Just thought it was a great coupla movies, with a ton of memorable quotes...

Few of my favorites...

My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope i didn't say that out loud just now.

Y'know I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attatched to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague here informs me that that can't be done.

1. Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you. 2. What's your point, Vanessa?

I call it the Alan Parson's Project.

*cough* ripoff *cough*

I downloaded some of them last night... not bad.

 

[thebestMAX]

"To keep us from usinf the "laser" on your cities you have to pay us ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

 

[BigJohnKC]

"Allow myself to introduce......myself"

 

[SSP]

Hi. I'm Dixie Normus.

 

[trmiv]

Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

 

[Omegachi]

"when a problem comes along, you must zip it, (whip crack sound) zip it good.."

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: thebestMAX
"To keep us from usinf the "laser" on your cities you have to pay us ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

No, to not get lasered, it was 100 Billion dollars. Which did not exist in 1969. It's like saying I want a hundred kajillion dollars.

 

[thebestMAX]

Bdawg-

Didnt he start off with some ridiculously low figure because he didnt realize how money had changed while he was frozen????

Help me here or Im going to claim early onset Alzheimers!!!!

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: thebestMAX
Bdawg-

Didnt he start off with some ridiculously low figure because he didnt realize how money had changed while he was frozen????

Help me here or Im going to claim early onset Alzheimers!!!!

No, the laser was the second one, where he had gone back in time, and wanted too much money. The first one was a nuclear weapon, I think...or something like that.

Rob

 

[thebestMAX]

Well, that could be, Dont remeber which movie but I do think he started out low on one of them because the value of money had changed so much. Have to dig out the old VCR tapes this weekend now.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Entity

Originally posted by: thebestMAX
Bdawg-

Didnt he start off with some ridiculously low figure because he didnt realize how money had changed while he was frozen????

Help me here or Im going to claim early onset Alzheimers!!!!

No, the laser was the second one, where he had gone back in time, and wanted too much money. The first one was a nuclear weapon, I think...or something like that.

Rob

Si.

I watched Spy Who Shagged Me when I got in from work.

In International Man of Mystery, Dr. Evil drilled a hole into the center of the earth where he placed a Kreplakistani nuclear warhead. He called it project Vulcan and held the world hostage for $1 Million in 1998.

In Spy Who Shagged Me, he mounted a laser on the moon to form a <finger quotes>death star</finger quotes>. Since the laser was developed by Dr. Parsons, he called it the Alan Parson's Project. He wanted $100 Billion for the world this time.

On the same theme, when SWSM came out, there was a fold out poster of Dr. Evil in Entertainment Weekly with the caption, "This movie will make 1 million dollars."

 

[Omegachi]

right......

 

[thebestMAX]

Ok, so I was right, just had the wrong movie in mind.

Who cares???? They are all hilarious. Dont know why most people my age "just dont get it" I think they just never did regardless of age.
:disgust:

Maybe my favorite quote is:

"Oooooh, Lassie, feelin a little friskie, are we? Come on, give it up" Now, I know that was Fat Bastard from "Spy who shagged me"

 

[Orsorum]

"Oooooh, Lassie, feelin a little friskie, are we? Come on, give it up" Now, I know that was Fat Bastard from "Spy who shagged me"

I think that was, by far, the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in a movie.

 

[zzzz]

Dr. Evil, I thought you were crazy.....
But now I see your nuts!

 

[bbkat]

"How dare you break wind before me."
"Sorry, I didn't know it was your turn."

 

[Semidevil]

"The names Allota............Allota Vagina......"

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Austin and bad guy fighting in a toilet stall, lots of splashing and fighting sounds:

Austin: "Who does numba 2 work for!!?"

Tom Arnold (in the next stall): "Yeah man, you show that turd who's boss"

 

[dolph]

"how about no, you crazy dutch bastard!"

 

[Wingznut]

Originally said by: Nigel Powers
There's only two things I hate... People who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

 

[TNTrulez]

Hahah too bad I don't own any of the movies so I don't remember anything.

 

[joohang]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

One of my favourites.

So many of them are funny.

"It's a bit nutty." was the most disgusting of all though. Ewwwwwwww...

Fat Bastard: "I have bigger pieces of corn in my crap!"