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Medicine Bear

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Just got back from the break area on our floor. I get in there and standing in front of the snack vending machine is a woman who easily goes tree fiddy. I go tot he Coke machine, put in my dollar and get my bottle of water. Meanwhile I notice that fatty is carrying a bottle of Diet Coke. I decide to get some cinnamon graham crackers so I get in line behind her. She gets herself some chocolate Zingers, then proceeds to put more money in and get another package. That is 6 Zingers! 6!!! Hell of a breakfast I'm thinking.

Seriously though, what is it with the fatties who drink Diet Coke and then eat crap like that?
 
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Doboji

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just got back from the break area on our floor. I get in there and standing in front of the snack vending machine is a woman who easily goes tree fiddy. I go tot he Coke machine, put in my dollar and get my bottle of water. Meanwhile I notice that fatty is carrying a bottle of Diet Coke. I decide to get some cinnamon graham crackers so I get in line behind her. She gets herself some chocolate Zingers, then proceeds to put more money in and get another package. That is 6 Zingers! 6!!! Hell of a breakfast I'm thinking.

Seriously though, what is it with the fatties who drink Diet Coke and then eat crap like that?
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Well hey better 6 zingers and a diet coke than 6 zingers and a regular coke....
 
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Slvrtg277

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Damn that's probably ~600 calories in ~5 minutes. Craziness. Good thing she isn't trying to please you with her physique.
 
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Siva

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I was gonna say maybe she has diabetes until you said the chocolate...
 
mi xiao

mi xiao

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...sounds like the atkins diet to me.

she'll be slimming down in no time fast.


 
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Medicine Bear

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Who the hell needs that much sugar in the morning? 6 freaking Zingers has to be off the scale in sugar. Nobody other than a damn hummingbird needs that much sugar in the morning.
 
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Demon-Xanth

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hmmm, black guy avatar...


...you're not gonna try to sell some diet pills or anything, are you? :D

I think Denis Leary did a routine about Big Macs and diet Coke.
 
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imported_Mike

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Who the hell needs that much sugar in the morning? 6 freaking Zingers has to be off the scale in sugar. Nobody other than a damn hummingbird needs that much sugar in the morning.
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She's a big gal...probably need it to get the blood flowing all over. ;) Probably was cut off in some places while she was sleeping... :Q
 
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Liviathan

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I don't know about her choice of snack...but Diet Coke with splenda rocks.

But seriously I hate stuff like that...if you are going to eat that much sugar and fat why bother with the Diet Coke.
 
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Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
hmmm, black guy avatar...


...you're not gonna try to sell some diet pills or anything, are you? :D

I think Denis Leary did a routine about Big Macs and diet Coke.
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No, but you wanna buy a watch?

 
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Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: Liviathan
I don't know about her choice of snack...but Diet Coke with splenda rocks.

But seriously I hate stuff like that...if you are going to eat that much sugar and fat why bother with the Diet Coke.
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I've tried the Diet Coke with Splenda. Not bad but I still prefer Pepsi One over it. Diet 7Up with Splenda is pretty damn good to.

 
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Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
So she just saved herself 120 calories or so? :p
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I guess that is a good thing. I mean maybe thanks to that shortage of calories one less smaller fat woman will get caught in her gravity well and won't be forever forced to orbit the Zinger lady.

 
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sonz70

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When I have my cheat days from my regular work out diet, I still drink diet coke with fatty food. Since I know I can go without all that sugar. Maybe this is what she is doing too? Until you know the full reason, you can't just pin it on stupity ect ect
 
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Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: sonz70
When I have my cheat days from my regular work out diet, I still drink diet coke with fatty food. Since I know I can go without all that sugar. Maybe this is what she is doing too? Until you know the full reason, you can't just pin it on stupity ect ect
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I don't think this woman has ever worked out in her life. Unless of course you count lifting the piece of chicken out ot the bucket and up to her big fat face as a workout.

 
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sonz70

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: sonz70
When I have my cheat days from my regular work out diet, I still drink diet coke with fatty food. Since I know I can go without all that sugar. Maybe this is what she is doing too? Until you know the full reason, you can't just pin it on stupity ect ect
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I don't think this woman has ever worked out in her life. Unless of course you count lifting the piece of chicken out ot the bucket and up to her big fat face as a workout.
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Hey, even fat people work out ;) they all have to start somewhere. Now...if you see her constantly eating fatty food, and grabbing a diet coke..well that's a different story :)
 
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Buy getting the diet coke she was able to eat the other 3 zinger. If she got regular coke it would of just been empty callories and stuck with only 3 :(

 
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Leper Messiah

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bah, 600 calories! Try eating 4 quarter cakes (little debbie snacks for those of you who don't live in the ghetto). Thats right around 1200Cal.

That used to be my breakfast when I went to school.
 
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