Fatherhood, amidoinitrite?

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Ok guys srs question time

How do you tell whether a babby is a boy or a vagina creature? Without looking for the peen of course.

By it's FB page of course.

 

[vi edit]

Ok guys srs question time

How do you tell whether a babby is a boy or a vagina creature? Without looking for the peen of course.

For the first oh...9 months or even longer your only real indicator is how they are dressed. Pink, purple, bows in the hair, dresses ect. Girl.

Camo, flannel, blues, greens, lack of bows in the hair. Boy.

If they are dressed in yellow, light green or white, then you just have to test out the waters and see if the parent drops a gender hint.

 

[dank69]

Ok guys srs question time

How do you tell whether a babby is a boy or a vagina creature? Without looking for the peen of course.

The boys have concealed carry permits.

 

[schneiderguy]

The boys have concealed carry permits.

:awe:

 

[dank69]

Man, your kid has quite the head of hair for a newborn.

 

[CrackRabbit]

You think I don't remember the picture on the plastic motorcycle. But I do... oh, but I do...

Grats! 🙂

 

[amish]

jeebus, that's a lot of hair. my 11 month old doesn't even have that much.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Ok guys srs question time

How do you tell whether a babby is a boy or a vagina creature? Without looking for the peen of course.

If it is less than 6' tall it's a girl... or a manlet. Same thing really.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Cute little baby. Congratulations dad! 🙂

 

[dank69]

Congrats. ...

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Grats to the wife.

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Congrats, your whole world just changed...for the better😉

Congratulations! ...

... As a father of four,gratz.

Grats! 🙂

Cute little baby. Congratulations dad! 🙂

Thanks everyone! :awe:

 

[Dr. Zaus]

You could totally post that picture in the "favorite troll" thread.

Also, babies are hard to make into full humans; and they only get harder.

 

[dank69]

Update: Second girl has arrived.

 

[Texashiker]

That is awesome.

Hope everyone came through ok.

 

[Blackjack200]

Update: Second girl has arrived.

Brag thread 🙂

Contgrats. Don't know how I missed this thread the first time. Both girls beautiful.

 

[dank69]

That is awesome.

Hope everyone came through ok.

Everyone is happy and healthy. Thanks!

Brag thread 🙂

Contgrats. Don't know how I missed this thread the first time. Both girls beautiful.

Thank you!

 

[highland145]

Grats. Hospitals must all have a contract with the same baby blanket company.

 

[manimal]

congrats! Your oldest is old enough to change a diaper! Score free labor!

 

[dank69]

congrats! Your oldest is old enough to change a diaper! Score free labor!

Ha, I wish. She's only 2 1/2. She's good for fetching things though. :awe:

 

[ch33zw1z]

Cool man, congrats.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Ha, I wish. She's only 2 1/2. She's good for fetching things though. :awe:

Fetch a _______

a. diaper
b. wipe
c. bottle
d. beer

 

[SSSnail]

Oh hey, you made it, alive. Grats.

As for your original question, obviously not enough powah..

 

[blackdogdeek]

Nice necro, noob.

Congrats!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Update: Second girl has arrived.

She looks way too young to be having children.

Grats. Hospitals must all have a contract with the same baby blanket company.

Right? I swear I have an identical photo of my own daughter. I mean, without dank's kid holding her... that would just be weird. But the blanket and hat? Totally.

 

[dank69]

Grats. Hospitals must all have a contract with the same baby blanket company.

Thanks! I remember thinking the same thing about the blankets in someone else's thread back when I had my first.

Cool man, congrats.

Thank you!

Fetch a _______

a. diaper
b. wipe
c. bottle
d. beer

e. all of the above!

 

[dank69]

Oh hey, you made it, alive. Grats.

As for your original question, obviously not enough powah..

Yes, we're all doing great. How's your family adjusting?