Fart Bars

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

Want gas that last you up to 5hrs?
Want to be the life at a diner party?

Well then try THESE

 

[Leros]

I saw a guy walking around the grocery store with his wife, farting as loud as he possibly could just to piss her off. I bet he could use some of these.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

My Uncle does something like that. He'll just keep talking like nothing happened. I mean disruptively obnoxiously loud, ... and nothing ever happened. In front of total strangers too, it's amazing!

 

[MovingTarget]

Those things are AWESOME! Seriously, try one if you haven't already. Those things are fucking tasty! Do not eat more than one though, lest blue flames spring from your shiny metal ass.

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

 

[MovingTarget]

Also, Fiber One now makes a pop-tart equivalent. I have appropriately named them "Fart-Tarts". YMMV.

 

[BudAshes]

My Uncle does something like that. He'll just keep talking like nothing happened. I mean disruptively obnoxiously loud, ... and nothing ever happened. In front of total strangers too, it's amazing!

LOL, i like how you describe it as amazing. Like it was some sort of magic trick.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

Those things are AWESOME! Seriously, try one if you haven't already. Those things are fucking tasty!

I know! They are friggin really good! I ate like 5 the first time i brought a box home.. wooo nelly did i find out the fart, i mean hard way, lol

 

[tboo]

There used to be a microwave cheddar sausage in a bun that I used to eat back in the 90s. I think they were made by either Johnsonville or Hillshire Farm. Whenever I ate one of those, I had the worst farts imaginable. They were numerous & smelled terrible.

 

[BoomerD]

One bowl of Farties Wheaties will do that for me.

 

[lxskllr]

One bowl of Farties Wheaties will do that for me.

That's what gives me the farts; pretty much any whole grain. I can eat beans all day without issue, but one bowl of cereal...

 

[Ichinisan]

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

Oh ho ho hooo! :thumbsup:

 

[BoomerD]

That's what gives me the farts; pretty much any whole grain. I can eat beans all day without issue, but one bowl of cereal...

Beans tear me up...eggs turn me into a massive sulfur dioxide producer...not only will they stink...they WILL burn your eyes. :biggrin: Beer fuels the fires...

 

[tfinch2]

I saw a guy walking around the grocery store with his wife, farting as loud as he possibly could just to piss her off. I bet he could use some of these.

:looks at Leros location;

Hmm...I did that the other day...

 

[Leros]

:looks at Leros location;

Hmm...I did that the other day...

It was either the HEB at Koenig and Burnet or the HEB at 41st and Red River.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

Just read that article, LOL Love it!

 

[Krynj]

There was a thread posted here about 2 years ago about these very bars. The OP had linked an article to some health blog where people were leaving tons of comments about the awful gas Fiber One bars game them.

After reading the thread, I went out and bought a box. Sadly, they don't make me gassy.

 

[Wanescotting]

There was a thread posted here about 2 years ago about these very bars. The OP had linked an article to some health blog where people were leaving tons of comments about the awful gas Fiber One bars game them.

After reading the thread, I went out and bought a box. Sadly, they don't make me gassy.

No poo gas for you

 

[Krynj]

Ah yes. Here it is.

http://208.65.201.106/showthread.php?t=279196

 

[eldorado99]

There was a thread posted here about 2 years ago about these very bars. The OP had linked an article to some health blog where people were leaving tons of comments about the awful gas Fiber One bars game them.

After reading the thread, I went out and bought a box. Sadly, they don't make me gassy.

I did the same thing, no gas for me either

 

[Krynj]

IIRC, I think some of my friends, and my dad had reported some fireworks after eating them. I seem to remember my mom telling me that she's forbade my father to have them at night.

 

[busydude]

Those things are AWESOME! Seriously, try one if you haven't already. Those things are fucking tasty! Do not eat more than one though, lest blue flames spring from your shiny metal ass.

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

LMAO one of the funniest blog entry I have read in some time.

 

[Exterous]

Those things are AWESOME! Seriously, try one if you haven't already. Those things are fucking tasty! Do not eat more than one though, lest blue flames spring from your shiny metal ass.

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

One didn't really affect me and they were so tasty I ate a second one. What a horrible horrible mistake. It was easier to keep track of the amount of time I DIDN'T spend farting

 

[BudAshes]

Beans tear me up...eggs turn me into a massive sulfur dioxide producer...not only will they stink...they WILL burn your eyes. :biggrin: Beer fuels the fires...

does your wife get hazard pay?

 

[Ichinisan]

Ah yes. Here it is.

http://208.65.201.106/showthread.php?t=279196

Wow. I never would have thought this was a R.

 

[Eli]

Freaking hilarious! I knew exactly what this thread was going to be about!

We buy these, and that's exactly what we call them. It's so true.