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Fart Bars

I saw a guy walking around the grocery store with his wife, farting as loud as he possibly could just to piss her off. I bet he could use some of these.
 
My Uncle does something like that. He'll just keep talking like nothing happened. I mean disruptively obnoxiously loud, ... and nothing ever happened. In front of total strangers too, it's amazing! 🙂
 
BTRY B 529th FA BN said:
My Uncle does something like that. He'll just keep talking like nothing happened. I mean disruptively obnoxiously loud, ... and nothing ever happened. In front of total strangers too, it's amazing! 🙂
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LOL, i like how you describe it as amazing. Like it was some sort of magic trick.
 
There used to be a microwave cheddar sausage in a bun that I used to eat back in the 90s. I think they were made by either Johnsonville or Hillshire Farm. Whenever I ate one of those, I had the worst farts imaginable. They were numerous & smelled terrible.
 
lxskllr said:
That's what gives me the farts; pretty much any whole grain. I can eat beans all day without issue, but one bowl of cereal... 😵
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Beans tear me up...eggs turn me into a massive sulfur dioxide producer...not only will they stink...they WILL burn your eyes. :biggrin: Beer fuels the fires...
 
There was a thread posted here about 2 years ago about these very bars. The OP had linked an article to some health blog where people were leaving tons of comments about the awful gas Fiber One bars game them.

After reading the thread, I went out and bought a box. Sadly, they don't make me gassy.
 
Krynj said:
There was a thread posted here about 2 years ago about these very bars. The OP had linked an article to some health blog where people were leaving tons of comments about the awful gas Fiber One bars game them.

After reading the thread, I went out and bought a box. Sadly, they don't make me gassy.
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No poo gas for you 🙁
 
Krynj said:
There was a thread posted here about 2 years ago about these very bars. The OP had linked an article to some health blog where people were leaving tons of comments about the awful gas Fiber One bars game them.

After reading the thread, I went out and bought a box. Sadly, they don't make me gassy.
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I did the same thing, no gas for me either 🙁
 
IIRC, I think some of my friends, and my dad had reported some fireworks after eating them. I seem to remember my mom telling me that she's forbade my father to have them at night.
 
Freaking hilarious! I knew exactly what this thread was going to be about!

We buy these, and that's exactly what we call them. It's so true.
 
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