Family Guy

[Atomicus]

Peter: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?
Preacher: Yes, it is.
Peter: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day.

Peter: ...Lois comes up to me wanting to know if she can get a job, and I was like: "I got a job for you right here" [points at his crotch]...

this zipper's been broken for weeks, I've had to use a safety pin.


And lets not forget his speech to the Million Man March.... :laugh:

 

[oogabooga]

GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND ANY SPRIKLES..... for ever sprinkle i find, I SHALL KILL YOU!

DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN

What a great show, the instant i got a job last summer i bought both volumes, and will buy the new season dvd's too :beer:

 

[UglyCasanova]

Family Guy is a great show, but I think South Park has it beat. What really makes South Park imo is the social commentary and how NOTHING is too taboo or pc for them.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
Peter: Oh I'm fine now? Are you coming on to me?
Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
Doctor: ...can't it be both?

 

[jorken]

Chicken... *huffs and pants* gave me a bad coupon... *pants some more*...

 

[LeadMagnet]

Stewie Griffin: "Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster"

Stewie Griffin: "For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny. "

Stewie Griffin: "They're getting nude! I mustn't watch, it's not the proper thing to... Wow! I say, nice ones, Janine! And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory! Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis! "

 

[gigapet]

why did they ever take it off the air in the first place?

 

[Kipper]

Interviewer: "So, Peter, where do you see yourself in thirty years?"
Peter (thinking): "Don't say doing your wife...don't say doing your wife!!!"
Peter: "Doing your uh...son?"

 

[KnickNut3]

Thank God Osama Bin Laden doesn't know showtunes...

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: KEV1N
Does this look like a Q to you?

You must be THIS beautiful to ride the Quagmire-----ohhh yeah!

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
Thank God Osama Bin Laden doesn't know showtunes...

That was cut from either the DVD release or the broadcasted versions - I forget which.

 

[Fritzo]

Oh...just remembered my favorite one:

Tony Randall and Peter on the gameshow "Password":

announcer: The password is...Flaming

Peter: Youuuuuuu.....
Tony: Actor
Peter: Yoooouuuuuuuuuuu.........
Tony: Tony?
Peter: YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU................................

 

[LeadMagnet]

I have all three seasons (2 sets) they are awesome, and well worth it. Next DVD buy will be Futurama.

 

[rgwalt]

Stewie: That's right mister giraffe, get all the marmalade.

R

EDIT: Another great one... Peter: Oh, oh, Oh my God! Its everywhere! Its in my racoon wounds!

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: bmacd
eh...the show is ok at best. I can't say i've watched more than a dozen episodes.

-=bmacd=-

Fact: You have a terrible sense of humor.

Proof: Everyone in here loves that show. You're the only person so far to say that it's only OK, and I'd bet you'll be the only one.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: gigapet
why did they ever take it off the air in the first place?

They kept changing the times it was on, and it actually was in the competing slot with Friends at one point - obviously not a viable slot for a show that was basically brand new.

I loved it from day one, and I could NOT find it when it was on. They would literally changed it every week for like a month. How am I supposed to watch it like that?

 

[LeadMagnet]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: gigapet
why did they ever take it off the air in the first place?

They kept changing the times it was on, and it actually was in the competing slot with Friends at one point - obviously not a viable slot for a show that was basically brand new.

I loved it from day one, and I could NOT find it when it was on. They would literally changed it every week for like a month. How am I supposed to watch it like that?

Coming back next year with Futurama

 

[Pantoot]

Buy a TiVo!

Originally posted by: Ilmater
They kept changing the times it was on, and it actually was in the competing slot with Friends at one point - obviously not a viable slot for a show that was basically brand new.

I loved it from day one, and I could NOT find it when it was on. They would literally changed it every week for like a month. How am I supposed to watch it like that?

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Are they keeping all the original voice actors?

 

[simms]

I'm thinking of a plan.. a plan so devious my head would explode if I even began to know what I was saying....

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Chraticn
Are they keeping all the original voice actors?

All the originals are coming back

Can't wait!

Just saw the clip where Death broke his ankle and had to stay at Peter's house, then he was talking about his problems with women. Death did a flashback where there was a car parked on a cliff rocking back and forth.... fans of the show know the rest. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT???!!!!! LMAO!!!!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
Thank God Osama Bin Laden doesn't know showtunes...

That was cut from either the DVD release or the broadcasted versions - I forget which.

has to be DVD cause it one the one on my comp AND the one they show on cartoon network

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: Sabot
Agreed

 

[Wahsapa]

peter: "mets suck, yankees suck, krypton sucks"
-lois beats up super villians from superman 2-

 

[dragonballgtz]

It was and will be again The Greatest Show on Earth