Falling cow kills man.

[Jodell88]

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

The one-tonne cow was grazing on a hill behind the small house, in the town of Caratinga, when it stepped onto the asbestos roof, which collapsed under its weight.

Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was lying in bed when the animal fell on him.

He was taken to hospital and died the day after, reportedly of internal bleeding.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

What a way to die.

 

[eldorado99]

Did the cow die?

 

[techs]

I don't rule out the cow as a suicide bomber.

 

[Murloc]

such is life in the favelas.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Fetchez La Vache!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV0LGMGuLN0

 

[PottedMeat]

asbestos

...so they're sayin' asbestos killed this man? :awe:

 

[ch33zw1z]

asbestos roof? cow did that man a favor.

 

[MontyAC]

So, he got cowed to death. What a way to go.

 

[IronWing]

Paging Bart Simpson

 

[onza]

Cow must pay.

edit: With Beef

 

[Ichinisan]

I don't rule out the cow as a suicide bomber.

There has to be a word for this.

"Mooicide?"

 

[SaltBoy]

Jesus Christ!! (Run away!! Run away!!)

 

[santz]

The Moo Wars- Episode III- Revenge of the Cows

 

[Angry Irishman]

Obama should call a press conference and ban all bovines.

 

[Ruptga]

Well, that sucks, but it seems like an entirely foreseeable accident to me. The guy had an asbestos roof, so he probably couldn't afford real fencing, but I'm pretty sure I would have improvised something to keep people and animals from walking straight onto my roof.

 

[Gintaras]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

What a way to die.

Human species on daily basis kill way more other species that humans call them animals...

Humans are just anotherr animals living on this planet - self focused, greedy, arrogant spieces...

The sooner human species will go away off from this Planet - the better for many other species...who can live in peace and aren't such arrogant and greedy...

 

[Ruptga]

Human species on daily basis kill way more other species that humans call them animals...

Humans are just anotherr animals living on this planet - self focused, greedy, arrogant spieces...

The sooner human species will go away off from this Planet - the better for many other species...who can live in peace and aren't such arrogant and greedy...

k, feel free to lead the way.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

The sooner human species will go away off from this Planet - the better for many other species...

Okay, you first.

 

[blackangst1]

Human species on daily basis kill way more other species that humans call them animals...

Humans are just anotherr animals living on this planet - self focused, greedy, arrogant spieces...

The sooner human species will go away off from this Planet - the better for many other species...who can live in peace and aren't such arrogant and greedy...

Start a revolution there champ!

 

[Thebobo]

what an udder disaster...

 

[UberNeuman]

The dude didn't mooove fast enough.

 

[dighn]

The sooner human species will go away off from this Planet - the better for many other species...who can live in peace and aren't such arrogant and greedy...

not really. animals kill animals all the time, and usually in far crueler ways.

 

[Gintaras]

k, feel free to lead the way.

I don't lead arrogant people to The Cliff...etc...

My way - just to wonder about surroundings:

http://youtu.be/8mXJkEWVKjo

http://youtu.be/Z9UpNr2oHaU

http://youtu.be/AigeCRP-F8M

http://youtu.be/N1dxWqlhrqQ

And those arrogants would suggest to youtube: George Carlin Save The Planet.....

 

[CurseTheSky]

I guess that answers the question, "Where's the beef?"

 

[Ichinisan]

Human species on daily basis kill way more other species that humans call them animals...

Humans are just anotherr animals living on this planet - self focused, greedy, arrogant spieces...

The sooner human species will go away off from this Planet - the better for many other species...who can live in peace and aren't such arrogant and greedy...

this is really lame.

EVERY animal is "greedy" and their primary concerns are acquiring food and reproducing at the expense of all others. Humans are simply better at it.

So much better, in fact, that we have time and energy to dedicate to caring for the planet and other species. Empathy separates most humans from most animals. Most of these "noble" animals don't give a single fuck about you or any other creature.