FACTS ON FARTS

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Jfur

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
When I get up to wipe my ass,
I like to pass a little gas;
It clears my hole
And dries the bowl
And shows I got a lotta class.

Rotflmao.. musing from the throne room eh? you're a regular Keats ! :)

I think Auden actually did write fart poems... And was it Franklin who said, "Fart proudly!"?

 

NesuD

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that is just a wee bit more than i really wanted to know about farts.
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Alphathree33

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This should've been on Austin Powers' life's to-do list right along with two Japanese twins... hehe...
 

I saw a video of a guy trying to light a fart on fire and he pooped himself...it looked like his ass was throwing up.