FACTS ON FARTS

[Geekbabe]

Hahaha this thread's a real gas

 

[dman]

I think I smell what The Rock's been cookin'.

 

[Aceman]

I'd like to submit this as "Thread of the Year". It was very informative and there as been no flaming or arguing in the thread.

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: Aceman
I'd like to submit this as "Thread of the Year". It was very informative and there as been no flaming or arguing in the thread.

hahahahhahah that's hilarious. Ridiculous, but hilarious

 

[KMurphy]

Uh, when I swallow air, I tend to burp. I do however tend to breathe air quite regularly.

 

[Ime]

I like to fart when I goto bed, and pull the covers over my wife's head.

 

[JellyBaby]

On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.

Fascinating....

 

[adlep]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
BUMP!

 

[mcveigh]

Originally posted by: Ime
I like to fart when I goto bed, and pull the covers over my wife's head.

dutch oven

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: mcveigh

Originally posted by: Ime
I like to fart when I goto bed, and pull the covers over my wife's head.

dutch oven

damn I was gonna say that

But what if your wife likes the smell :Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Why do farts make noise?
The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.

That's actually wrong. The sound comes from the gluteus maximus cheeks flapping together. Next time you fart, hold your ass cheeks apart. Every single time you do it, you'll hear a whoosh of air but no fart noise. It's the cheeks, man, it's the ass cheeks.

nik

 

[fluxquantum]

LMAO!! informative yet very humorous.

 

[Stratum9]

Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell.

Damn! Too bad I didn't read this years ago when I was still in school. I would have had a lot of fun with that science fair project!

 

[Jfur]

We had a lot of garlic today, so I am in for a real treat when I crawl into bed with the (beloved) Hairy Fart Machine :Q

 

[mattyrug]

You left out the best parts!

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: mattyrug
You left out the best parts!

This is a most excellent treatise on the Vart.

 

[MaxDSP]

My dad just released about 2-3 "morning thunders" in the other room. No wonder my mom wakes up early every day

 

[microAmp]

Originally posted by: Ornery

• WTF, I actually read all that! :Q
  
  Uh... thanks?

& LMAO!

 

[toant103]

good read.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: toant103
good read.

 

[IGBT]

Raisins..I knew it..great tasting fart pills.

 

[yakko]

This thread is a gas.

Facts on farts page.
The scoop on poop.

 

[Red Dawn]

When I get up to wipe my ass,
I like to pass a little gas;
It clears my hole
And dries the bowl
And shows I got a lotta class.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
When I get up to wipe my ass,
I like to pass a little gas;
It clears my hole
And dries the bowl
And shows I got a lotta class.

Rotflmao.. musing from the throne room eh? you're a regular Keats !

 

[element]

Air bandits! lol