i love the show, but 90% of the episodes are the same.
Some customer brings in a rare item.
Rick, "well what do you have for me?"
customer, "this is a solid gold penis. It was actually henry viii's penis removed at his death and then covered in solid gold."
rick, "wow, well i don't know much about these, so let me get a friend down here who specializes in antique solid gold penis to take a look."
cut to rick in the back one-on-one "i don't know if this thing is real, but if it is, i want it. It just depends what i have to pay for it."
then the expert shows up confirms it's real and values the thing at like $500,000. The customer gets starry eyed and starts counting their money.
Rick, "so what do you want to do, pawn it or sell it?"
customer, "i want to sell it!"
rick, "what are you looking to get for it?"
customer, "well the man said $500,000, so i think $500,000 is reasonable."
rick, "i can tell you right now that's not going to happen. How about $1,500?"
customer, "$1,500? The guy said $500,000! $475,000?"
rick, "listen i'm in the business of making money. After i buy it from you i've got to clean it up, that's easily $75,000. And honestly there isn't a lot of demand for henry viii solid gold penis right now."
customer, "ok, $350,000."
rick, "tell you what, i'll go $5,000, but i can't go any higher."
customer, "can you do $7,500?"
rick, "...........ok, $7,500. Lets go do some paperwork."
then the old man yells at chumlee.