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Excellent work email - is this your key?

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Aug 29, 2006
9,181
901
126
This email was just sent around to the entire office. I'm not sure the picture really helps narrow things down. My first thought was - "holy shit! That's my key!" And my wife's, and the neighbor, and the guy in the office next to me, and probably half the people in this country.

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jme5343

Platinum Member
Nov 21, 2003
2,333
0
71
They're looking for someone to say "I am the gatekeeper".

To which they will respond "I am the keymaster".

Try it.
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
41,920
2,161
126
Show up to the person holding it and say "I AM THE GATE KEEPER, ARE YOU THE KEYMASTER??"

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pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
43,804
46
91
my house key looks exactly like that! damnit, how did I lose it at your place of business?
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
66,285
14,705
146
Yes, I have one that looks just like that. Let's compare it to my...oh wait..mine is gone.
 
Jan 18, 2001
14,465
1
0
i suggest you leave another key in a few days and see if there will be another email.

update us with pics please.
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
60,071
10,553
126
i suggest you leave another key in a few days and see if there will be another email.

update us with pics please.

I have a keyring full of those things. I saved them with the vague notion of building a wind chime or something, but fucking with the work staff would be just as fun :^D
 

MotionMan

Lifer
Jan 11, 2006
17,124
12
81
This email was just sent around to the entire office. I'm not sure the picture really helps narrow things down. My first thought was - "holy shit! That's my key!" And my wife's, and the neighbor, and the guy in the office next to me, and probably half the people in this country.

90543111.jpg

So, wait. Is that a picture of the actual key or just a picture of a key, like, for reference?!?!

MotionMan