Ex-girlfriend leaves man 10%. . .

[fleshconsumed]

And this is why they say "don't stick your dick in crazy"

You know, not sharing private videos with others would have helped too...

 

[BurnItDwn]

You know, not sharing private videos with others would have helped too...

meh, she would have blamed him for leaving the toilet seat up or not making enough money or for looking at another girl or some other excuse.

If sharing of a private video happened, and if he was the one who shared it, then they could have broken up/split up or gone to therapy or something. Chainsaw gutsfuck or some such activity is not within the scale or scope of appropriate response.

 

[highland145]

meh, she would have blamed him for leaving the toilet seat up or not making enough money or for looking at another girl or some other excuse.

If sharing of a private video happened, and if he was the one who shared it, then they could have broken up/split up or gone to therapy or something. Chainsaw gutsfuck or some such activity is not within the scale or scope of appropriate response.

It is if he was sticking it to crazy.

 

[Paratus]

And this is why they say "don't stick your dick in crazy"

Well he won’t be again.....

 

[Mai72]

Could anyone imagine that cold blade cutting thru your peepee?

Imagine sleepimng, and then you wake up to warm blood running down your leg. I'm sure he probably didn't even feel it at first. Adrenaline pumping thru his veins.

 

[zinfamous]

Well he won’t be again.....

well, not his, anyway.

It's Argentina, after all, with their legendary breed of high-endurance horses. This man should seize this unique opportunity, find the nearest quack plastic surgeon, and attempt the first human-horse cock transplant!

That'll teach her!

(granted, keeping that thing turgid might leave him anemic, unable to actually perform, and possibly result in several catastrophic heart attacks....but science!)

 

[Paratus]

well, not his, anyway.

It's Argentina, after all, with their legendary breed of high-endurance horses. This man should seize this unique opportunity, find the nearest quack plastic surgeon, and attempt the first human-horse cock transplant!

That'll teach her!

(granted, keeping that thing turgid might leave him anemic, unable to actually perform, and possibly result in several catastrophic heart attacks....but science!)

He’d need a booster pump!

You know that whole incel bullshit (that guy who ran over those folks In Toronto)? This guy is only one the only one who could legitimately claim to be one.

 

[Paratus]

His new nickname is dickless.

Is this true?

(Sorry for quoting myself. Couldn’t leave this hanging out there any longer.)

 

[pcgeek11]

Is this true?

Si.

 

[Darwin333]

(Sorry for quoting myself. Couldn’t leave this hanging out there any longer.)

Wrong, he has 10% of his former dick. I haven't seen any info on what his former dick was but he still has 10% of it. Just using an example, if @highland145 wife whacked off 90% of his dick, at least according to what she has said, he'd still have a bit over half an inch of dick left. Sure you aren't going to thrill the ladies but maybe enough so that he doesn't have to pee sitting down?

 

[highland145]

Wrong, he has 10% of his former dick. I haven't seen any info on what his former dick was but he still has 10% of it. Just using an example, if @highland145 wife whacked off 90% of his dick, at least according to what she has said, he'd still have a bit over half an inch of dick left. Sure you aren't going to thrill the ladies but maybe enough so that he doesn't have to pee sitting down?

I'm billing 35%. Sometimes you just have to compensate... meh. You started at 4.37%....just sayin'.


Come play in P&N. Art to be good.

 

[Darwin333]

I'm billing 35%. Sometimes you just have to compensate... meh. You started at 4.37%....just sayin'.


Come play in P&N. Art to be good.

At least she was uplaying you!

And ugh, PM me a thread and I'll play. I'm not reading a bunch of 2K post threads to find a good one.

 

[highland145]

At least she was uplaying you!

And ugh, PM me a thread and I'll play. I'm not reading a bunch of 2K post threads to find a good one.

lol looks like you just found it.

At least she was uplaying you!

And ugh, PM me a thread and I'll play. I'm not reading a bunch of 2K post threads to find a good one.

hehe...gotch ya.

Sorry, that's like a herpes joke gone bad.