Ex-girlfriend leaves man 10%. . .

[madoka]

. . . of his wiener for showing their sextape to his friends.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/0...ears-because-leaked-sex-tape-reports-say.html

A woman from Argentina accused of cutting off her boyfriend’s penis with gardening scissors said she was provoked because he showed his friends their homemade sex tape, according to reports.

Brenda Barattini, 26, allegedly committed the revenge attack in the Nueva Cordoba area of the Argentine city of Cordoba last November, which left her 40-year-old boyfriend with 90 percent of his penis chopped off, and in life-threatening condition.

Barattini, who is serving imprisonment without bail ahead of her trial, told La Voz she suffered great psychological harm because of the leaked tape.

“I cut his penis but not completely: I injured him. It wasn’t complete: I injured him,” she said, according to a translation of her jail interview.

The man has been left depressed, one of his attorneys said, as he waits for future operations.

 

[Mai72]

Sick!

In Thailand, the girls there will cut off your little winsky and throw it to the chickens.

 

[highland145]

“I cut his penis but not completely: I injured him. It wasn’t complete: I injured him,” she said, according to a translation of her jail interview.

Perfectly reasonable.

 

[skull]

Sick!

In Thailand, the girls there will cut off your little winsky and throw it to the chickens.

Thanks for letting me know not to ever date a thai girl.

 

[Paratus]

Theon Greyjoy could safely date her.

 

[pcgeek11]

Thanks for letting me know not to ever date a thai girl.

You would probably end up with a ladyboy anyway.

 

[pcgeek11]

She should get 30 years at least for attempted murder.

 

[Thebobo]

Well John Wayne Bobbitt came back after Allina cut of his member and did a porn movie called John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut. So there is hope.

 

[highland145]

It was a dick move to show the video. Bet he won't make that mistake again.

 

[pcgeek11]

His new nickname is dickless.

 

[Paratus]

His new nickname is dickless.

Is this true?

 

[PottedMeat]

if the reattachment fails he can get a donor dong

https://arstechnica.com/science/201...eceives-first-penis-scrotum-combo-transplant/

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

if the reattachment fails he can get a donor dong

https://arstechnica.com/science/201...eceives-first-penis-scrotum-combo-transplant/

Even if he did get his own re-attached... do you even feel pleasure anymore since it was completely severed at one point?

Also, this serves as further proof to my theory that "Bitches be crazy".

 

[fleshconsumed]

Also, this serves as further proof to my theory that "Bitches be crazy".

And dicks are being dicks?

 

[Jeeebus]

Holy shit. That would leave me wirh only 1.1" of dick!

 

[zinfamous]

Someone call @Ns1--there's a fresh johnson ready for the grill.

 

[zinfamous]

Well John Wayne Bobbitt came back after Allina cut of his member and did a porn movie called John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut. So there is hope.

He also starred in "Frankenpenis," I believe.

 

[BoomerD]

Well John Wayne Bobbitt came back after Lorena cut of his member and did a porn movie called John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut. So there is hope.

FFTY.

it always seemed to me that "Bobbit" was a name...not a job description. Who knew it could be both...like Smith or Cooper?

 

[Thebobo]

FFTY.

it always seemed to me that "Bobbit" was a name...not a job description. Who knew it could be both...like Smith or Cooper?

yea right who could forget that name, well me..

 

[kn51]

The stuff of nightmares in regards to Bobbit...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois

 

[momeNt]

She can be sued for malpractice for a botched circumcision, performing a medical procedure without obtaining proper consent, but nothing criminal. Penises are lopped off every day without consequence.

Now if a man cut off a clitoris, it's a global epidemic.

 

[Darwin333]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

[zinfamous]

She can be sued for malpractice for a botched circumcision, performing a medical procedure without obtaining proper consent, but nothing criminal. Penises are lopped off every day without consequence.

Now if a man cut off a clitoris, it's a global epidemic.

Circumcision is now lopping off a dick? please. You do realize that female circumcision is in no way, whatsoever, analogous to male circumcision, right? The practices and applications are wholly different. "What, Arsenic is dangerous and regulated? What's next, you won't let me eat Oranges!??!"

And don't drag this into the gutter of a circumcision thread....OK, well, it started at a rather low bar, anyway.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Shouldn't this have been posted under Love and Relationships?

 

[BurnItDwn]

And this is why they say "don't stick your dick in crazy"