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TecHNooB

TecHNooB

Diamond Member
Sep 10, 2005
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Originally posted by: epicwin
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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:D
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: SirStev0
Originally posted by: Turin39789
oldsmoboats law is still in effect.


you may now continue with your fail thread.
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No way. Can't have a law if you don't exist. If it isn't coming from the horse's mouth it isn't genuine.

Btw wonder if he is here lurking right now... tortured because he can't belittle my sense of humor.
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
 
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Cabages

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Jan 1, 2006
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Originally posted by: epicwin
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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lol, thanks
 
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SirStev0

Lifer
Nov 13, 2003
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Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said
You can bet your life
Stakes are high and so am I
I got me in a rock'n'roll band
It's a free for all
 
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