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nakedfrog

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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What did the penguin say to the iceberg?

RADIO!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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SirStev0

Lifer
Nov 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Turin39789
oldsmoboats law is still in effect.


you may now continue with your fail thread.
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No way. Can't have a law if you don't exist. If it isn't coming from the horse's mouth it isn't genuine.

Btw wonder if he is here lurking right now... tortured because he can't belittle my sense of humor.
 
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Turin39789

Lifer
Nov 21, 2000
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Originally posted by: SirStev0
Originally posted by: Turin39789
oldsmoboats law is still in effect.


you may now continue with your fail thread.
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No way. Can't have a law if you don't exist. If it isn't coming from the horse's mouth it isn't genuine.

Btw wonder if he is here lurking right now... tortured because he can't belittle my sense of humor.
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Wrong. The constitution did not dissolve when the founding members died. oldsmoboat's law continues in perpetuity.


Also, I find your lack of faith...disturbing.
 
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SirStev0

Lifer
Nov 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: SirStev0
Originally posted by: Turin39789
oldsmoboats law is still in effect.


you may now continue with your fail thread.
Click to expand...

No way. Can't have a law if you don't exist. If it isn't coming from the horse's mouth it isn't genuine.

Btw wonder if he is here lurking right now... tortured because he can't belittle my sense of humor.
Click to expand...

Wrong. The constitution did not dissolve when the founding members died. oldsmoboat's law continues in perpetuity.


Also, I find your lack of faith...disturbing.
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What authority has you. When King Richard went off to fight the crusade's his law was replaced with that of Prince John. When Moses Climbed Mt. Sinai to speak to god, his policy and law was replaced by the worship of a golden calf.

I say let Anarchy rule.
 
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epicwin

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Nov 30, 2008
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
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LilPima

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Sep 26, 2008
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Better nate than lever. I fell off the bed and dropped my laptop on the floor when I read that :)
 
Freshgeardude

Freshgeardude

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Jul 31, 2006
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Originally posted by: epicwin
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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I loled at that one
 
coldmeat

coldmeat

Diamond Member
Jul 10, 2007
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Originally posted by: geno
This probably isn't funny to most people.
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Who wouldn't find that funny? Ever watched America's Funniest Home Videos? Videos like that are what the show is based on.
 
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