HumblePie
Lifer
- Oct 30, 2000
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Had a gun pointed at me by a cop last year.
I was coming back from the Texas coast with my GF and some friends. I was riding in the back and since I get car sick I tend to take a bit of a nap on long rides. Luckily I was riding in a big minivan so I sat in the back row, buckled up, and then went to sleep.
Part way back, our driver (female friend of my GF), gets pulled over for speeding. I was basically asleep, but as the cop was approaching the car I wake up and sit up. For whatever reason this made the cop go completely nuts. Draws his gun and starts screaming obscenities at me. Has me exit the vehicle, shoves me to the ground, and hand cuffs me there in the road.
Laying down in the road, with the cop standing over me with his gun pointed at me, I finally managed to say to him. "Sir, I have no idea what you think you are doing to me. I have complied with your commands, but you need to take that gun off me. I was sleeping in the back of the van when you pulled us over. I have no weapons on me and my driver's license is in my wallet in my back pocket. I respect your need to stay safe, but as you can see I am unarmed. So as soon as you decide to calm down, I am going to grab my cell phone and call both my lawyer and also get in touch with your supervisor. Unless you can articulate why you have put me on the ground without probable cause and have detained me with handcuffs with your weapon drawn then I respectfully ask you remedy this situation as soon as possible."
I said this while looking at him straight in the eye from the ground. A little difficult to do it with proper authority, but I did. I saw his butthole literally pucker up as I was talking to him. He still tried to act all gruff and assertive, but it doesn't take much to make a cop who know he is in the wrong legally speaking to backpedal real fast. All it takes is the proper responses. Just state you are going to be calling a lawyer and asking to speak with their supervisor. It gets fixed real fast.
I was coming back from the Texas coast with my GF and some friends. I was riding in the back and since I get car sick I tend to take a bit of a nap on long rides. Luckily I was riding in a big minivan so I sat in the back row, buckled up, and then went to sleep.
Part way back, our driver (female friend of my GF), gets pulled over for speeding. I was basically asleep, but as the cop was approaching the car I wake up and sit up. For whatever reason this made the cop go completely nuts. Draws his gun and starts screaming obscenities at me. Has me exit the vehicle, shoves me to the ground, and hand cuffs me there in the road.
Laying down in the road, with the cop standing over me with his gun pointed at me, I finally managed to say to him. "Sir, I have no idea what you think you are doing to me. I have complied with your commands, but you need to take that gun off me. I was sleeping in the back of the van when you pulled us over. I have no weapons on me and my driver's license is in my wallet in my back pocket. I respect your need to stay safe, but as you can see I am unarmed. So as soon as you decide to calm down, I am going to grab my cell phone and call both my lawyer and also get in touch with your supervisor. Unless you can articulate why you have put me on the ground without probable cause and have detained me with handcuffs with your weapon drawn then I respectfully ask you remedy this situation as soon as possible."
I said this while looking at him straight in the eye from the ground. A little difficult to do it with proper authority, but I did. I saw his butthole literally pucker up as I was talking to him. He still tried to act all gruff and assertive, but it doesn't take much to make a cop who know he is in the wrong legally speaking to backpedal real fast. All it takes is the proper responses. Just state you are going to be calling a lawyer and asking to speak with their supervisor. It gets fixed real fast.
