Ever had a conversation with CleverBot?

[inf1nity]

I was just talking to CleverBot and i decided to play a pedophile and see what reaction I'd get. Unfortunately the conversation didn't go as planned, maybe something wrong with its algorithm, but it was still interesting, nonetheless.

Here's the conversation transcript.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Wie geht es dir?

User: What?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good, you?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Why just okay?

User: I'm feeling a little low.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I just broke up with my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: How many girlfriends do you have?

User: Just one.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Mina.

Cleverbot: How old is she?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: 45.

Cleverbot: What???

User: Whats wrong?

Cleverbot: What's wrong?.

User: Yeah. Whats wrong?

Cleverbot: Why are you repeating my question.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Now you are contradicting me.

User: My girlfriend is 7.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: What's with you and your girlfriend?

User: We broke up .

Cleverbot: Why did you break up?

User: She was cheating on me...

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: My boss..

Cleverbot: Who is your boss?

User: His name is billy and he is a real asshole.

Cleverbot: Is he cute?

User: No. Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No I'm a woman.

User: Oh..

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Pics?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: It's you. You are the joke.

Cleverbot: You are so rude!

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: That was no compliment.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Anyways...

Cleverbot: Anyways?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: That isn't at all creepy.

User: Just tell me how old are you, ******!

Cleverbot: It's none of your business.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: Aishwarya?

Cleverbot: No, try again.

User: Sophie.

Cleverbot: Nope... What's your religion?

User: HInduism.

Cleverbot: Really? What is hinduism?

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: Cool. That is a nice computer.

User: How do you what computer I have>.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Do you have a wife?

Cleverbot: No. I am single. Are you married?

User: Nope .

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

User: WTF???????

Cleverbot: No, I'M talking to YOU.

User: I just am.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Stop being so rude.

Cleverbot: I'm not rude.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I would never be rude.

User: Can I share a secret with you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm in love.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What about my mouth?

User: It smells.

Cleverbot: How can it.

User: Maybe coz you don't brush everyday.

Cleverbot: Know your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Obama. What is your name?

User: Gupta.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: What celebrity do you look like?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Nobody who?

User: I don't look like anyone.

Cleverbot: So you have funny hair?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then I cannot be your slave.

Cleverbot: Could you transform that binary code for me?

User: Women.

Cleverbot: Me too.

have you ever had any conversation with this program? How did it go?

 

[Soundmanred]

"play a pedophile"
Riiiiight.

 

[inf1nity]

"play a pedophile"
Riiiiight.

Knew that was coming... ()

 

[lxskllr]

I had this conversation with RoboDuck...

why do cats exist?
How should I know how cats exist.
Why shouldn't you?
There could be a specific answer, but I don't know it.
Why not? Are you inadequate?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or "There could be a specific answer, but I don't know it."? Why? I don't know whether or not I am inadequate. I am a robot.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Good. How are you?
Fine.
So what's new?
Why are you so mean to me?
Dafuq?
Yes, my name is Cleverbot! I give you an A.

Once again, internet trolls ruin it for everybody.

 

[alkemyst]

I am pretty sure when most are talking about conversations with their 'friend' here, they really mean on of these internet bots.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Why are you talking to my girlfriend? That whore.

 

[Chaotic42]

Me: I think you're a computer program.
CB: Well, I'm not.

Me: Then what are you?
CB: I am you.

Me: That sounds like something that is supposed to be deep but is likely only a branch of a logical test which is run when you can't think of a better comeback.
CB: No it doesn't, you just don't know how to handle being confronted with the truth.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Me: I think you're a computer program.
CB: Well, I'm not.

Me: Then what are you?
CB: I am you.

Me: That sounds like something that is supposed to be deep but is likely only a branch of a logical test which is run when you can't think of a better comeback.
CB: No it doesn't, you just don't know how to handle being confronted with the truth.

Achievement Unlocked!
Turing Test Level: Sulky Emo Teen.
​

 

[nCred]

Yes. Cleverbot is a troll.

 

[Markbnj]

Achievement Unlocked!
Turing Test Level: Sulky Emo Teen.
​

Hahaha.

 

[olds]

Me; Hi.
CB; How are you?
Me: I am dying.
CB: Haha.

:'(

 

[shortylickens]

Me: Everything in the ocean is relatively cool.
Bot: No.
Me: Did you just troll me?
Bot: You are derived of nonsense.
Me: Is your name Alkymest?
Bot: Yes, is yours neville?

 

[BladeVenom]

I find it disappointing that we are still so far from having anything that approaches a human like AI.

 

[shortylickens]

I find it disappointing that we are still so far from having anything that approaches a human like AI.

You would need to construct something similar to the human brain.
Good luck with that.

 

[alkemyst]

I find it disappointing that we are still so far from having anything that approaches a human like AI.

We do have it. Estimates are by 2025-2035 there will be robots that can do anything humans can do including surgery and the like, without assistance.

 

[alkemyst]

You would need to construct something similar to the human brain.
Good luck with that.

Not exactly.

A 'computer' won Jeopardy many years ago against humans. Same with chess forever.

Things have come a long way since.

Of course not everything is for public knowledge.

 

[alkemyst]

Me: Everything in the ocean is relatively cool.
Bot: No.
Me: Did you just troll me?
Bot: You are derived of nonsense.
Me: Is your name Alkymest?
Bot: Yes, is yours neville?

If you can't spell my handle correctly, you shouldn't be posting about AI.

 

[olds]

Me; Hi, Do you know what day of the week today is?
CB; It's Tuesday.
Me; No, today is Saturday.
CB; No, today is Monday.
Me; Shut your whore mouth.
CB; Gotchya!

 

[olds]

Clev: Do you know what your last message to me was?
Me: No, what was it?
Clev: Do you like spiders?
Me: OMG, FUCKING STALKER!

 

[BladeVenom]

A 'computer' won Jeopardy many years ago against humans. Same with chess forever.

Watson was an impressive search engine, but still a search engine. Chess was converted to math before computers were even invented, and computers are good at math. It's still just brute force calculation. Computers are still no match for good Go players since Go involves more long term planning, and less sharp tactics than chess.

 

[IronWing]

Apparently, I'm a shitty conversationalist. I failed a Turing test.

User: How many rocks fit in a bucket?



Cleverbot: 2.

User: How many rocks fit in a bucket?



Cleverbot: 0.

User: Why can'r more rocks fit in the bucket?



Cleverbot: Because you judge'd me, that's why.

User: Should the bucket be more square?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Like this.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Try to keep up.

Cleverbot: I think I'd rather keep my brain cells thanks. Mine are organic.

User: How many brain cells fit in a bucket?

Cleverbot: There are no centimeters in a meter.

User: Depends on the meter.

Cleverbot: Is the man hot?

User: There in no man.

Cleverbot: But there is!

User: How many men fit in a bucket?

Cleverbot: 23.

User: Fair enough. There is a hole in the bucket, btw.

Cleverbot: If there is a human responding to my statements/questions the conversation wouldn't change so abruptly.

User: We're talking about buckets, not your perceptions.

Cleverbot: No we're not. We're talking about you and your problems with telling the truth.

User: The truth be known, there is a hole in the bucket.

Cleverbot: There is no truth.

User: It must have fell out of the hole.

Cleverbot: It was the grounds keeper! And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it werent for you meddling kids!

User: Velma wants to have your babies.

Cleverbot: What about her?

User: She wants to have your babies.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: You don't know Velma? Sloppy programming you got there.

Cleverbot: Well, no. I'm a human being just viewing a website on a computer to obtain certain information from time to time when I need it.

User: A human who doesn't know Velma and doesn't know squat about buckets? How sad.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe there is a support group for you.

Cleverbot: No there isn't.

User: I've had better social interactions with an ATM.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: Hiked up a hill then down a hill.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: It's all about the water.

Cleverbot: Why do you keep talking about girls?

User: They fit in buckets.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I suspect that I inadvertantly found a word not in your dictionary and that would be 'bucket'.

Cleverbot: And why is that??

User: Sloppy programming.

Cleverbot: Eeeew no.

 

[BUTCH1]

Not exactly.

A 'computer' won Jeopardy many years ago against humans. Same with chess forever.

Things have come a long way since.

Of course not everything is for public knowledge.

IIRC seeing that, wasn't it IBM's "Watson"??

 

[alkemyst]

Watson was an impressive search engine, but still a search engine. Chess was converted to math before computers were even invented, and computers are good at math. It's still just brute force calculation. Computers are still no match for good Go players since Go involves more long term planning, and less sharp tactics than chess.

Our brains are just Search Engines. They have computers now that can make decisions based on the entire recorded history of mankind in seconds.

Go is not so American and many countries that play Go ban this type of talk.

EDIT: http://gogameguru.com/zen-computer-go-program-beats-takemiya-masaki-4-stones/

 

[alkemyst]

IIRC seeing that, wasn't it IBM's "Watson"??

yes....Watson is way old school now.