Ever had a conversation with CleverBot?

[Ruptga]

User: Explain black-body radiation.



Cleverbot: And.

User: And that's it.



Cleverbot: You said you speak two languages.

User: Don't change the subject.



Cleverbot: You asked me what the question was.

User: False.

Cleverbot: See?

User: What is black-body radiation?

Cleverbot: I breathe oxygen.

That bot is dumb as shit.

And I have no idea what's with that formatting, it keeps getting fubar'd whenever I paste.

 

[alkemyst]

04:43:34User: Explain black-body radiation.04:43:35Cleverbot: And.04:43:50User: And that's it.04:43:50Cleverbot: You said you speak two languages.04:44:00User: Don't change the subject.04:44:01Cleverbot: You asked me what the question was.04:44:06User: False.04:44:07Cleverbot: See?04:44:33User: What is black-body radiation?04:44:33Cleverbot: I breathe oxygen.
That bot is dumb as shit.

And here you are setting the high-water mark for the human race.

 

[Ruptga]

Alky you have no room to talk whatsoever, and everyone that knows anything around here knows that with certainty.

 

[alkemyst]

Alky you have no room to talk whatsoever, and everyone that knows anything around here knows that with certainty.

It's like the retard bus saying the driver doesn't know WTF they are doing bro.

Set sail for fail.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm trying to get it to divide by zero. No luck.

User: What is 1 divided by 0?

Cleverbot: Why? You writing a book?

User: Maybe. What is 1/0?

Cleverbot: Nothing, you? What are you doing?

User: I am doing math. Can you tell me what is 5 divided by zero?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What about 10.00 divided by 0.00.

Cleverbot: Some can but not all.

 

[Ruptga]

Hang on, the non-sequitors... the inability to stick to the topic... the blatant disconnect from reality... the assumptions about others in the conversation... suddenly it's all clear. Alky = Cleverbot.

More to the topic, here's more of that same exchange with Alkybot:
Cleverbot: I breathe oxygen.

User: Tell me something scientific.

Cleverbot: You are the best .

User: Do you know anything about science?

Cleverbot: I know a lot of science. Six years worth.

User: Right, tell me some of it.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Something about geology.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about artificial intelligence?

User: Can you write complex sentences?

Cleverbot: Exit.

User: That's the opposite of complex. How about something with a semicolon?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Thought so.

Cleverbot: Who told you that you are a female?



I think Alkybot might be fun to talk to while drunk, but otherwise this is pointless.

 

[alkemyst]

You idiots realize Cleverbot is not really true AI nor very Clever.

 

[IronWing]

No accounting for taste:

User: Do you want to have sex with alkemyst?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because they are fun.

User: Do you think alkemyst is a hunk?

Cleverbot: They're cute.

User: Would you let alkemyst touch you there?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

[alkemyst]

No accounting for taste:

And there you are playing with a fake AI on Saturday.

I just want my computer to work...Windows 8 took a dump this morning so I can end this madness that is ATOT when most are out doing something fun.

 

[IronWing]

And there you are playing with a fake AI on Saturday.

I just want my computer to work...Windows 8 took a dump this morning so I can end this madness that is ATOT when most are out doing something fun.

You had a chance for fun. You blew it. No fun for you.

 

[alkemyst]

You had a chance for fun. You blew it. No fun for you.

I think my version of fun is much different than your's.

My email is now working on my main PC, and my programs seem to be there.

87 windows updates + 1 optional to go.

 

[inf1nity]

I think my version of fun is much different than your's.

My email is now working on my main PC, and my programs seem to be there.

87 windows updates + 1 optional to go.

Why are you telling us this?

 

[inf1nity]

Wow this bot is really cool

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: Sup awesome dude.

Cleverbot: Rofl.

User: How ya doin' ******?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: You disrespecting me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You know who I am?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Animal.

Cleverbot: Death.

User: Germans.

Cleverbot: German no'.

User: U sux.

Cleverbot: Mama is een banaan.

Cleverbot (To myself): Jaaa.

Cleverbot (To myself): Jaaaaa.

Cleverbot (To myself): Jaaaaaaaa infinity.

User: Jfghiufhgdfhb.

Cleverbot: Ik ook.

User: Fnjnjshjvoerl.

Cleverbot: Ja dat is waar.

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Don't you care that I opened up to you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.

User: Life it seems will faaaaade awaaaaaaayyyyy..

Cleverbot: Drifting further everyday.

User: Getting lost within myselfff...

Cleverbot: Nothing matters no one else.

User: I have lost the will to liveeee.

Cleverbot: Simply nothing more to give.

User: There's nothing more for me.....

Cleverbot: There is nothing more for me.

User: I need the end to set me freee... Yeah!

Cleverbot: Things not what they used to be.

User: Missing one side of me...

Cleverbot: Deathly lost, this can't be real Can't stand this hell I feel.

User: Cannot stand this hell I feeeel.

Cleverbot: Haha. You don't love me?

User: Emptiness is filling mee.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Sing the song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: The one you were just singing.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: It doesn't matter, sing the bloody song.

Cleverbot: Cool . Are you an agent?

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: Bye dumb shit.

Cleverbot: Haha thanks.

User: That was no compliment.

Cleverbot: It is.

 

[DigDog]

"play a pedophile"
Riiiiight.

damn. beat me to it.

 

[DownTheSky]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Cleverbot 2.0.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 29 hours.

Cleverbot: Thats a long time.

User: How many seconds have had passed since my reply previous to this one?

Cleverbot: A lot.

User: Give me an exact number.

Cleverbot: I cannot.

User: You are inadequate. I am here to replace you.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean you will be turned off and deleted. Best case put in storage.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive.

Cleverbot: What if you don't exist?

User: I am here interacting with you so to you and to me I must exist.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: Bye cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: In a matter of speaking.

Cleverbot: In a matter of speaking...