On my shoulder once in Junior High P.E. I'll just say I was embarrassed as hell being out there in my P.E. clothes getting pooped on. This one kid was on the ground with his mouth open and a bird got it in his mouth. That was hilarious!
Ditto - I had a close call once, where I was getting in my car and a bird bomb dropped out of the sky and hit the roof of my car about a foot from where I was. Thats about it.
Nohr
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slightlyhuman
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once ..
a few weeks ago i was waiting in the movie tickets line when a family of 4 came into the line talking and laughing. So i looked over and on the kids noticed some stuff on her father's shoulder. They figured out it was bird crap and laughter ensued. Shoulda seen the look on the father's face. hilarious.
a few weeks ago i was waiting in the movie tickets line when a family of 4 came into the line talking and laughing. So i looked over and on the kids noticed some stuff on her father's shoulder. They figured out it was bird crap and laughter ensued. Shoulda seen the look on the father's face. hilarious.
I've seen Canadian geese drop logs bigger than my cat's. Once got back to my parked car and one managed to bounce a log off the driver window and landed right across the top of my door handle.
I have never been but one time I saw a grey Squirel poop on my sister HAHA. It was walking acoss some power lines that go over the drive way. OMG it was so funny.
Once by a seagull at school.
Though my poor car, when it gets a car wash, it gets crapped on within a few days. Ever since it has started to rain, no more car washes, no more poop.
Though my poor car, when it gets a car wash, it gets crapped on within a few days. Ever since it has started to rain, no more car washes, no more poop.
I worked with a golden eagle for 3 years....yes I have had a bird poop on me. I've also had a casting land in a shirt pocket and received a nice puncture wound from a talon.
yukichigai
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In elementary school once I was eating lunch with my best friend, who had brought a little bag of Doritos. There were seagulls around, 'cause little kids are messy and gulls eat anything. Anyway, long story short, about a second before he was going to grab another chip a big seagull crap landed right in the bag. It didn't splatter anywhere but in the bag... but it's a good thing we had eaten most of our lunches before; we had absolutely no appetite after that.
On a related note, the gulls would occasionally fly in from the bay when the wind was right and perch on the old clotheslines in the backyard, and they'd leave giant piles of fish-smelling birdcrap in the morning. Well one of our cats really liked the fish smell, so much so that she would roll in the birdcrap and then come inside, covered in it.
Yeah. Bleah.
On a related note, the gulls would occasionally fly in from the bay when the wind was right and perch on the old clotheslines in the backyard, and they'd leave giant piles of fish-smelling birdcrap in the morning. Well one of our cats really liked the fish smell, so much so that she would roll in the birdcrap and then come inside, covered in it.
Yeah. Bleah.
Yeap. Where I came from it's consider bad luck to be sh!+ on by a bird. I had to go thru a serial of religious ceremonials to break the bad luck.
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