GagHalfrunt
Lifer
- Apr 19, 2001
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Nothing worse than a traffic ticket for me. That's not to say that I have been a perfect citizen, just smart enough to not get caught doing the things that might have put me in a cell.
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Thanks, but I've always wondered that...It just don't make no sense...![]()
Originally posted by: xeemzor
I am the law.
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: xeemzor
I am the law.
Come and get me copper!
You'll NEVER take me alive!
Originally posted by: 1sikbITCH
Things I was caught for -
Juvenile:
Grand theft (under $300) - I stole a kid's bike
Malicious burning - set another kid's tree fort on fire
Adult from age 18 to age 30 (last arrest):
in order of severity, not chronology-
Open container
Possession of marijuana, Driving on suspended license (same incident)
Possession of CDS (heroin)
Possession with intent to distribute (LSD)
I don't remember any other arrests but I've been thrown on the pavement and or cuffed in the back of a police car on numerous other occasions.
I've flown the straight and narrow for the last 10 years though.
Originally posted by: rivan
See, the thing here is, you won't get people who committed anything to admit to it. All you're going to get is people like the above who have either a) never been in that much trouble or b) are "innocent".
Originally posted by: DarkThinker
I stabbed a lady once with my....
You guessed it, she later dropped the charges![]()
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Squisher
I killed a man just to watch him die.
shot him, right? and i'll bet it was in Reno.
I never did understand why, if he shot a man in Reno...how did he end up in Folsom prison? (two separate states)![]()
Originally posted by: xeemzor
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: xeemzor
I am the law.
Come and get me copper!
You'll NEVER take me alive!
Good thing I'm not a copper then![]()
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Squisher
I killed a man just to watch him die.
shot him, right? and i'll bet it was in Reno.
I never did understand why, if he shot a man in Reno...how did he end up in Folsom prison? (two separate states)![]()
figure out how Al Capone ended up in Alcatraz, and various other criminals end up in federal prisons in other states, and I think you'll have your answer.
Originally posted by: aesthetics
Originally posted by: 1sikbITCH
Things I was caught for -
Juvenile:
Grand theft (under $300) - I stole a kid's bike
Malicious burning - set another kid's tree fort on fire
Adult from age 18 to age 30 (last arrest):
in order of severity, not chronology-
Open container
Possession of marijuana, Driving on suspended license (same incident)
Possession of CDS (heroin)
Possession with intent to distribute (LSD)
I don't remember any other arrests but I've been thrown on the pavement and or cuffed in the back of a police car on numerous other occasions.
I've flown the straight and narrow for the last 10 years though.
Sweet Jesus man. Heroin? That is some pretty serious shiiit.
The tree fort thing though... ahahah. I commend that one.
