Enzyte users. Why is Bob smiling?

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Freaking idiots. If there was a dick enlarger pill, don't you think EVERYBODY would be taking it. Oh no, nobody wants a bigger dick- it's just your little secret.

The dick enlarging industry would be massive if it actually worked. We would have dick enlargement parades. Men would be in the streets high-fiving and enlarging their dicks. You wouldn't be able to step outside without tripping over someone's dick.

No, mines big enough.

 

[BUTCH1]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Freaking idiots. If there was a dick enlarger pill, don't you think EVERYBODY would be taking it. Oh no, nobody wants a bigger dick- it's just your little secret.

The dick enlarging industry would be massive if it actually worked. We would have dick enlargement parades. Men would be in the streets high-fiving and enlarging their dicks. You wouldn't be able to step outside without tripping over someone's dick.

No, mines big enough.

Please, no pics...

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Do they have anything that shrinks it? I keep tearing my underwear

Stop bending over all the time and get some larger underwear, fat ass.

 

[dud]

Berkely's ads seemed to have disappeared for the longest time ... until they just recently reappeared.

This is sad in that prescription alternatives are available that WORK! Me thinks they lure people in with the promise of "natural".

Their commercials always make me laugh while my wife cringes and turns the channel. If this is typical would the networks want to telecast their commercials knowing that people were turning them off ... at the first sign of an Enzyte commercial?

 

[alkemyst]

He is smiling because he knows there is no help for you.

 

[eits]

i hope this case isn't tried by barry zuckercorn...

 

[techs]

Originally posted by: BUTCH1

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Freaking idiots. If there was a dick enlarger pill, don't you think EVERYBODY would be taking it. Oh no, nobody wants a bigger dick- it's just your little secret.

The dick enlarging industry would be massive if it actually worked. We would have dick enlargement parades. Men would be in the streets high-fiving and enlarging their dicks. You wouldn't be able to step outside without tripping over someone's dick.

No, mines big enough.

Please, no pics...

TTIBWP (this thread is banned with pics)

 

[Kev]

Wow, how embarrassing must it be to be involved in this lawsuit?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Berkeley generated about $250 million in sales in 2004, mostly from telephone orders spurred by TV ads.

Jesus Motherfudgin' Christ! I'm in the wrong business.

I'll sell rebranded Centrum as "Dong Extender 5000" for a few months, bank the money, dissolve the company and live off the interest.

F' that. I'm going to sell placebos as "Placebon" and "Penis Mightier". This will really rake in the dough. Numerous studies have shown that placebos do attain results. So I have medical data to back me up!

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: eits
i hope this case isn't tried by barry zuckercorn...

it's so sad that no one got this reference

you poor, poor people...

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: conehead433
I just realized I haven't gotten an enlargement e-mail in ages.

Me either...they're wearing me out to buy a fake Rolex these days.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Oh, I see why this sounded vaguely familiar.

updated 6:18 p.m. ET, Thurs., Sept. 21, 2006

Digging throuh MSNBC's archives?

I think he wanted to see if he could make his dong bigger so started doing research to see if Enzyte was legit, then found this article and posted it.

So what? If these pills actually worked, everyone in this thread would have already bought them long ago.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Do they have anything that shrinks it? I keep tearing my underwear

I think theres a how-to somewhere on do it yourself penis reduction.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: eits
i hope this case isn't tried by barry zuckercorn...

it's so sad that no one got this reference

you poor, poor people...

Google research indicates that he is a character on Arrested Development, yes? (Never watched it.)

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Do they have anything that shrinks it? I keep tearing my underwear

I think theres a how-to somewhere on do it yourself penis reduction.

Get one of those thumb condoms to take the point off it.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Do they have anything that shrinks it? I keep tearing my underwear

I think theres a how-to somewhere on do it yourself penis reduction.

....or give Lorena Bobbit a call. :shocked:


I also wonder how ExtenZe is still in business.

 

[mattocs]

I want my money back.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

you can't call it "dong extender 3000" because that's way too specific. i love the way those ads implied lots of things, yet said absolutely nothing.

this has inspired me to open up my own sham business.

TBD Enterprises Co. Inc. Ltd. GmbH (technically, it's a church, so no taxes)

exclusive distributors of:
alkemyst nutritional supplements and male/female/pet enhancement
*new flavors include: drpizza, yoyoyohowsdajello, and tasteslikechicken*
aye-pawed
mai-space
superb owl
chevrolette
Fox News

 

[Pepsei]

guilty

now, WHY would people buy this shit when you can use viagra or levitra....

 

[sdifox]

one down, 3 billion to go.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
guilty

now, WHY would people buy this shit when you can use viagra or levitra....

More than likely because the alternatives require a prescription. This would mean in a normal case seeing your physician and hearing him say, "well lose some weight fat-ass and your stripper pole might start working again!" or possibly finding out there is something wrong with you health-wise (not pertaining to weight) that causes this problem, such as psychologically.

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
guilty

now, WHY would people buy this shit when you can use viagra or levitra....

i think viagra and levitra is only to get it up, not make it bigger.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: Pepsei
guilty

now, WHY would people buy this shit when you can use viagra or levitra....

More than likely because the alternatives require a prescription. This would mean in a normal case seeing your physician and hearing him say, "well lose some weight fat-ass and your stripper pole might start working again!" or possibly finding out there is something wrong with you health-wise (not pertaining to weight) that causes this problem, such as psychologically.

You don;t need a prescripition if you know where to look

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot

Originally posted by: Pepsei
guilty

now, WHY would people buy this shit when you can use viagra or levitra....

More than likely because the alternatives require a prescription. This would mean in a normal case seeing your physician and hearing him say, "well lose some weight fat-ass and your stripper pole might start working again!" or possibly finding out there is something wrong with you health-wise (not pertaining to weight) that causes this problem, such as psychologically.

You don;t need a prescripition if you know where to look

Yea, but sometimes you dont know what you are getting, but in other news, Whurrr?

 

[fishmonger12]

Originally posted by: techs
Customers with complaints were told to write to a director of customer care who did not exist, the indictment alleges.

This is really hilarious to me, I dunno why.