I wanna make it puh'fectly clear whut ah' do not intend t'do in dis letta' befo'e ah' carry on wid whut ah' do wish t'accomplish wid it. Man! Befo'e ah' say nuthin else, let me remind Eminem dat he be careless wid data, makes all so'ts uh causal interpretashuns uh din's widout any real justificashun, gots a way uh combinin' disparate ideas dat duzn't seem t'hang togeder, seems t'show some radical pride in his own biases, digs into all so'ts uh gloomy speculashun, and den makes no effo't t'test out his speculashuns -- and dat's plum de sho't list! Right on! Here's an 'estrao'dinary paradox, dig dis: All uh de iconoclastic sheet-pushers who shouldn't be allowed t'put our liberties at risk by some petty and snivellin' rush t'fo'ce us t'tailo' our 'suses plum to suit his power-drunk whims invariably wanna. Fo' de most part, ah' gots'ta decidedly not bow t'coercion, intimidashun, o' de dreat uh violence. Still, his medod (o' farm, o' ideology -- it be hard t'know 'esactly whut t'call it) goes by de dojigger uh "Eminem-ism". It be an immo'al and avowedly deranged philosophy dat aims t'judge sucka's by de colo' uh deir skin while igno'in' de content uh deir character. Ah be baaad... ah' wanna draw two impo'tant conclusions fum dis. De fust be dat dis be a problem long overdue fo' debate, and da damn second be dat we gots'ta change da damn minds uh dose who drow de wrong message t'children. 'S coo', bro. Our children depend on dat. Man!
Eminem be not some responsible citizen. 'S coo', bro. Responsible citizens provide an atmosphere uh mutual respect, free fum diabolism, colonialism, and all oda' fo'ms uh prejudice and intolerance. Responsible citizens indubitably do not hamma' a few mo'e nails into de coffin uh freedom. WORD! Dat fact be simply inescapable t'any dinkin' joker o' beloved patriot chick. "Dinkin'" be de key wo'd in de previous sentence. In closin', we gots'ta wo'k togeda' to step back and consida' de problem uh Eminem's invectives in de larga' picture uh popular culture imagery. Slap mah fro! Togeder, we kin make some difference. Fo'eva' and always