Elon Musk now owns 9.2% of twitter...update.. will soon be the sole owner as Board of Directors accepts his purchase offer

[Brainonska511]

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Q: What happened to your eye? MUSK: Turns out even a 5-year-old punching you in the face ... it bruises up

bsky.app

Yes... A child punched you in the eye... Right...

Also, "Elon is going to be stepping back" as he continues to hover around the oval office like a Victorian ghost and Trump tells us he'll be in and out. The media that launder lies should be ashamed (but we know they have no sense of shame or introspection).

 

[trenchfoot]

Uber sweet schadenfreude on Elon for not realizing until it was too late that his fucking around with Hitleresque politics cost him big time with his brand now being under six feet of swill and crap filled mud. That's something his multi-billions can't buy back.

I wish I was a fly on the wall when that oh so delicious "Oh Fuck!! What have I done!!" crossed his mind while sipping one of his Ketamine cocktails.

 

[Brainonska511]

Uber sweet schadenfreude on Elon for not realizing until it was too late that his fucking around with Hitleresque politics cost him big time with his brand now being under six feet of swill and crap filled mud. That's something his multi-billions can't buy back.

I wish I was a fly on the wall when that oh so delicious "Oh Fuck!! What have I done!!" crossed his mind while sipping one of his Ketamine cocktails.

Does he even really realize it? He subscribes to this idea that people who don't like him are NPCs - people with no agency and no reason to please, like a video game.

All his antics have shown is that the emperor has no clothes and that some people are finally getting off his hype wagon.

Knives Out/Glass Onion really pinned the lead character perfectly - a Musk-like rich person of comparable moral and intellectual character (ie, a grifter that people think is smart but just throw money at things).

 

[esquared]

You posted this in the wrong thread

It should go in the schadenfreude one


On a side note Katie is the one at a loss as she probably be with another man who cannot satisfy a woman

Why not both?

 

[trenchfoot]

Does he even really realize it? He subscribes to this idea that people who don't like him are NPCs - people with no agency and no reason to please, like a video game.

All his antics have shown is that the emperor has no clothes and that some people are finally getting off his hype wagon.

Knives Out/Glass Onion really pinned the lead character perfectly - a Musk-like rich person of comparable moral and intellectual character (ie, a grifter that people think is smart but just throw money at things).

At the time I was just thinking about his brand being stomped into dust being one of the top reasons why he's taking a bow off the big stage and shlepping backward behind the curtains into the nether world of producing and directing the Trump Party Comedy Hour.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Well, well, well. That serious abuse, not casual experimentation.

Elon Musk's drug use was "far more serious" than previously known: NYT report - Salon.com

The billionaire consumed an alarming amount of drugs during the 2024 campaign, according to The New York Times

www.salon.com

Musk, who was one of the most high-profile surrogates for President Donald Trump on the campaign trail and eventually became a senior adviser to the president, allegedly took so much ketamine that he told friends that it was affecting his bladder. The Times report also says that he was known to take ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms.

Edit: maybe Don and Elon went in on diapers together.

Is there anyone in Trump's cabinet (including Trump) that doesn't have a substance abuse problem?

Is there anyone in Trump's cabinet that has any substance at all?

Trump: "What are drugs and drug dealers.? I've never heard those words before." What is this pharmacy you speak of?

 

[VRAMdemon]

This addict, Nazi sympathizing and Apartheid loving Musk is responsible for mass firing of tens of thousands of government workers.

Not to mention that this other diaper wearing clown has all of our, and our Nation's, DATA on his servers.

You can’t make this "shit up".


"Elon's bladder is a victim of the White South African Genocide!"

- Fat Donnie

 

[hal2kilo]

Is there anyone in Trump's cabinet (including Trump) that doesn't have a substance abuse problem?

Is there anyone in Trump's cabinet that has any substance at all?

Trump: "What are drugs and drug dealers.? I've never heard those words before." What is this pharmacy you speak of?

When he was in office the last time, doctor feel good, you know, that drunk guy, basically was the WH drug dealer. Steve Miller still wants to know who's cocaine was found in Biden's WH though.

My favorite thing to hate are 2 face MFr's.

 

[pmv]

Is there anyone in Trump's cabinet (including Trump) that doesn't have a substance abuse problem?

Is there anyone in Trump's cabinet that has any substance at all?

Trump: "What are drugs and drug dealers.? I've never heard those words before." What is this pharmacy you speak of?

It's really another parallel with Adolf and his gang. Most of them were heavy users of pharmacuticals. Arguably similar types of drug, as well.

You'd think, though, if anyone could give a boost to the "just say no" thing and make drugs uncool it would be this lot.

 

[zinfamous]

Uber sweet schadenfreude on Elon for not realizing until it was too late that his fucking around with Hitleresque politics cost him big time with his brand now being under six feet of swill and crap filled mud. That's something his multi-billions can't buy back.

I wish I was a fly on the wall when that oh so delicious "Oh Fuck!! What have I done!!" crossed his mind while sipping one of his Ketamine cocktails.

He, like his dad, have been eugenicists their entire lives. None of this is new or unexpected for him. He's only become very loud and public about it because it is now fashionable in the Republican party to be a loudly proud racist and misogynist.

SPACEX was never about "Freeing humanity from the bonds of our planet and our very own destruction of said home that we refuse to actually deal with." It's so that Elon, and only Elon, can repopulate the solar system with his inferior, inbred seed of lily white, weak-chinned apartheid monsters.

He is, quote literally, Hugo Drax:

I fucking swear--he and poppa read the plot of Moonraker and decided that this is exactly what they need to be doing.

 

[K1052]

Drax had more balls than Musk since he actually WENT TO SPACE.

Musk isn't going to Mars. He's gonna be found dead due to substance abuse or some random dude who's wife he made into his 170th baby momma is going to do the honors.

 

[hal2kilo]

Drax had more balls than Musk since he actually WENT TO SPACE.

Musk isn't going to Mars. He's gonna be found dead due to substance abuse or some random dude who's wife he made into his 170th baby momma is going to do the honors.

Time will tell.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

SPACEX was never about "Freeing humanity from the bonds of our planet and our very own destruction of said home that we refuse to actually deal with." It's so that Elon, and only Elon, can repopulate the solar system with his inferior, inbred seed of lily white, weak-chinned apartheid monsters.

I keep telling y'all, he's Horatio.

The Horatio

The Horatio are Horatio, and intend to expand until all the galaxy is as gorgeous as they are. Incredibly wealthy and only slightly less deranged, Horatio was a trillionaire who left to discover his own star cluster. Finding a planet sprinkled with labs of ancient cloning technology left by the...

endless-space-2.fandom.com

Incredibly wealthy and only slightly less deranged, Horatio was a trillionaire who left to discover his own star cluster. Finding a planet sprinkled with labs of ancient cloning technology left by the Endless, the boredom soon drove Horatio to create a race of allies, servants, and slaves who were every bit as beautiful as the most beautiful person in the universe - Horatio. Once the planet was repopulated, Horatio the First had only to look up, regard the stars, and realize how much more beautiful they, too, would be if they were filled with...Horatio.

 

[nakedfrog]

There was a less than subtle undercurrent of rumor for quite some time that they were *chokes back rising vomit* a throuple.

I think I know what kind of cosplay they'd be into for this horrific scenario.

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

Q: What happened to your eye? MUSK: Turns out even a 5-year-old punching you in the face ... it bruises up

bsky.app

Yes... A child punched you in the eye... Right...

I mean, I've been popped in the face a few times when playing with kids, but even when a five year old got me with a foot to the eye coming off a zipline and breaking my glasses, I didn't have a black eye.

 

[Indus]

The Nazi wants to be a dem again because of declining sales???

 

[Paratus]

The Nazi wants to be a dem again because of declining sales???

 

[nickqt]

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Musk is a fascist no matter what he says or pretends to believe in public.

Hebrews 9:22

 

[Paratus]

Musk is a fascist no matter what he says or pretends to believe in public.

Hebrews 9:22

I know. Which is why infighting is great

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I know. Which is why infighting is great

The problem that I immediately see is all the idiotic Democrats specifically saying 'i agree with musk' and shit. They look so goddamned weak when they agree with their enemies.

 

[cytg111]

The Nazi wants to be a dem again because of declining sales???

Pound sand and die. Never forget tank Tesla into the ground

 

[Greenman]

Musk was foolish to hitch his cart to trump, doing an about face at this point seems equally as foolish to me. I don't see how he can rehabilitate himself in the eyes of the left. I think his only out is to just shut up and sit down.

 

[fskimospy]

Musk was foolish to hitch his cart to trump, doing an about face at this point seems equally as foolish to me. I don't see how he can rehabilitate himself in the eyes of the left. I think his only out is to just shut up and sit down.

I mean he just engaged in a wildly lawless attack on the federal government and likely implicated himself in dozens of crimes.

If only the left thinks that’s bad that says a lot about the right.

 

[nakedfrog]

We already know the right is gung-ho for authoritarianism though. The ends justify the means, do all the criming you want so long as the "radical left" suffers.

 

[RalphTheCow]

So does this mean we can’t believe Musk when he said he was done with political bribes? Now he is going to kill the republican majority? I am SHOCKED that he is waffling! Truly unbelievable!

 

[K1052]

So does this mean we can’t believe Musk when he said he was done with political bribes? Now he is going to kill the republican majority? I am SHOCKED that he is waffling! Truly unbelievable!

I think he 1) discovered that losing the EV credits would in fact be very bad for his now struggling car biz (as are tariffs) 2) made too many enemies of like every other single person in the Trump admin.