Elisha Cuthbert or uber Computer system

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MonkeyK

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The value of the PC is tempting...
But if we just removed the locked door, I'm sure I could pimp her for more than that PC is worth:shocked:
 

neonerd

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EW! P4....i'd sell it and get myself a nice socket 939 A64 FX-59 (dual core), :D

but seriously, why p4??
 

Muadib

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Give me Elisha!! That way after we have our fun, I can get her to buy me a kick ass system. Mind control can be used for more than one thing people!!!
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: FrogDog
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Originally posted by: FrogDog
The girl, if you hadn't made it so weird with the "mind control" thing. How about, "A top of the line computer or having Elisha actually want you without being mind controlled." I know it might be hard to fathom...

do you think she would let any of us near her without mind control?
No, but what I would wish for is that she WOULD let me near her, not for her to be mind controlled...

wouldnt interference with free will be mind control in that situation also?
 

Twista

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PC with 2 gb DDR2, Pentium 4 Extreme edition,multiple raptor 10,000RPM drives in Raid5, dual Geforce 6800 ultras in SLI mode, dual 23inch apple studio displays, klipsch sound system

Or eq. AMD based system. I can get any girls if i had this system ;)
 

n7

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I have a gf...but i'd still say Elisha (though not in the creepy way you put it).

Heck, i'd say Elisha + gf + me = wayyyy too good *drools*
 

RudeBoie

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
*i would take the computer, sell parts of it, and then use the funds to pick up women locally*

inspired by this thread.

Elisha will not rember anything after it is over, only you will have memories. You will be locked in a room with her, she will be mind controlled by you and will obey your every command. Communication with the outside world will be impossible. Their will be no devices like cellphones, cameras etc. brought with you. You get to keep only your memories with elisha, but if you chose the PC, you get to keep it for life.

the test of a true geek

UH, the PC.

If I want some weird fantasy over Elisha Cuthbert where she can't resist me and I'd only have the memories, I can always get that when I dream at night.
 

hysperion

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i would take elisha for the night, then sell the video like paris hilton...i'm sure i'd be able to afford that pc with the money I make and use an amd processor instead. Sometimes you can have your cake and eat it too.
 

JulesMaximus

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I'm guessing the 42% of you who voted for the computer system wouldn't know what to do with Elisha Cuthbert, or any woman for that matter, anyway.
 

Ilmater

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As long as I have time to do all the things I wanted to... how long is one night? I need hours. I would like to take naps in between sessions.