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Elisha Cuthbert or uber Computer system

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It's funny - you'd think the biggest nerds here would vote for the computer, but really it's the nerds who need the mind controll to ever have sex!
 
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.
 
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.
 
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

I'm old and have had my share. I voted Elisha Cuthbert because I'd love to be with a hot celebrity. It's not to brag to friends, as I don't have many anyway, and we don't measure ourselves on the cuteness or number of the girls we've screwed, but just to know it happened and for the memory. As JoeKing said, a computer is good for a few years, but memories last a lifetime (or until I get alzheimer's - but that's at the very least decades away, and by then p4s and AMD fx53s will be fossils).
 
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

have you ever had sex? 😕
 
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.
 
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn 😛
 
theres plenty of women out there that look just as good, and better, at parties, clubs, etc., that are "priceless" lays. plus, the mind control kills the deal for me. id rather manipulate her than control her.

besides, she can be bought. everyone has a price.

but im married, so i guess i just dont see it from the PP perspective.
 
Originally posted by: FishTaco
Does it have to be Elisha Cuthbert? If I'm going to mind control someone I'd rather mind control Bill Gates and his check book.

right..... you know those nerdy glass really do it for you 😉
 
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn 😛

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: FishTaco
Does it have to be Elisha Cuthbert? If I'm going to mind control someone I'd rather mind control Bill Gates and his check book.

right..... you know those nerdy glass really do it for you 😉

for a multibillion dollar check he'd look really great.

Edit: I could also make him eat a print out of the source code for Windows ME.
 
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn 😛

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.
 
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: fredtam
To all the people who voted Elisha:

Once you actually get some and experience multiple partners you will realize that it is all about the same. What would you want one night with her for? So you can brag about it? Odds are your friends will not believe you and laugh causing you frustration.

Actually, I have no problems engaging in sexual relations with females (and I've had plenty of experience so far for my age, thank you), and yes it would just be sex with another girl, but I don't know what in particular it is about her that is unique.

I've seen her interviews etc and if I got the chance to spend the evening with her I would much rather spend the evening just talking to her and admiring her.


I can respect that answer.

Aw no flame?

Damn 😛

I won't flame you but are you really thinking about this in the context the OP set? Would you want it to be a situation involving mind control where she doesn't remember?

Not at all, I would want her to remember it and remember me, I can actually be a somewhat interesting person to talk to.

Like I said, given the opportunity to meet her, I would rather get to know her, instead of sleep with her.

please turn in your man card 😀
 
Wow, 38 votes so far of people who've never had sex in their lives.

I'd take the PC easily. I could resell it for 7k, spend 2k on the classiest call girl in town, and come out 5k richer.

I'm sorry, but pussy is pussy (unless you fall in love...then there can only be one). Elisha is hot, but if you guys go outside once in a while, you'll find out that you can spot girls as hot as Elisha multiple times by just walking through a mall on a weekend, or going to a concert.
 
PC.

[sarcasm]Besides, who is this Elisha you guys are talking about 😉 ? [/sarcasm]

You can easily sell it and spend some of the money on a stun gun and a rental car.
 
Originally posted by: jpeyton
Wow, 38 votes so far of people who've never had sex in their lives.

I'd take the PC easily. I could resell it for 7k, spend 2k on the classiest call girl in town, and come out 5k richer.

I'm sorry, but pussy is pussy (unless you fall in love...then there can only be one). Elisha is hot, but if you guys go outside once in a while, you'll find out that you can spot girls as hot as Elisha multiple times by just walking through a mall on a weekend, or going to a concert.

Wisdom at it's finest folks. Pay attention.
 
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