Electrocution.

[Anarchist420]

If you get electrocuted, then does your fire truck glow red like the alarms do when set off at Castle Wolfenstein?

If electrocution doesn't cause one's fire truck to glow red, then does it get burnt and turn brown?

 

[mnewsham]

yes

 

[lxskllr]

yes

^^^This

 

[xanis]

about tree fiddy

 

[Jaepheth]

Just go ahead and try the electroshock therapy and let us know.

 

[IronWing]

no

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Is this thread weird or is the tequila getting to me?

 

[xanis]

Is this thread weird or is the tequila getting to me?

I've had a fair amount of rum and it doesn't make sense to me. I don't know if that answers your question....

 

[destrekor]

Is this thread weird or is the tequila getting to me?

Can I have some?

 

[Anarchist420]

I've had a fair amount of rum and it doesn't make sense to me. I don't know if that answers your question....

I made a mistake in the OP. I feel like a dumbass because even though i've edited, it probably ruined the whole thing.

 

[IronWing]

Thanks for the correction.

Yes.

 

[lxskllr]

I made a mistake in the OP. I feel like a dumbass because even though i've edited, it probably ruined the whole thing.

Shit, that changes everything. I hereby revise my answer to "no".

 

[IronWing]

Shit, that changes everything. I hereby revise my answer to "no".

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

 

[lxskllr]

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

:^O

I just wanted you to consider changing coffee. Folgers really isn't that great, and I'd like something better in the morning.

 

[disappoint]

If you get electrocuted, then does your fire truck glow red like the alarms do when set off at Castle Wolfenstein?

If electrocution doesn't cause one's fire truck to glow red, then does it get burnt and turn brown?

Is this your idea of a nickname for your penis?

 

[mnewsham]

Is this your idea of a nickname for your penis?

what else would it be? 😵

 

[Mixolydian]

what else would it be? 😵

A fire truck. 😕

 

[mnewsham]

A fire truck. 😕

you're drunk, get out of here

 

[Mixolydian]

you're drunk, get out of here

Am not! 😡

 

[Jeff7]

Is this thread weird or is the tequila getting to me?

I don't know. Is your fire truck red yet?

 

[eldorado99]

Hmmm... maybe the answer is boobs.

 

[destrekor]

My fire truck is looking at my with a very confused face right now.

Oh sorry, that's my dog.
I seem to have misplaced my fire truck.

Wait, no, that's my drink I misplaced. Where the hell is my fire truck?

 

[Howard]

You are legally insane, correct?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I had a toy fire truck as a kid, if you send enough current through it to electrocute you, it does not glow red. It might flash a bunch of times very bright, but then it starts to smell funny and it turns brown. Also took apart a toy ambulance. Plastic surgery. Also small motors in my hands did not last very long, either. "I wonder how many 9 volt batteries..." usually lead to their death, or "Wonder what 120volts AC will do..." was pretty much a guarantee demise for small electric motors. Clocks also don't like more than about 9 volts. They wont take kindly to 120vac for some reason. Ahh the crazy things I used to do as a kid. Surprised I never got electrocuted.

 

[Anarchist420]

Is this your idea of a nickname for your penis?

kind of but I didn't think of it on my own.

Anyway, a friend of mine once told me he got electrocuted by unplugging a lamp in his house and that it caused his penis to glow red like Rudolph the Reindeer's nose and that he'd do it again and let me see it if I paid him 3 dollars.

I guess I'm the only one here who finds it very funny.

You are legally insane, correct?

That's not correct because diagnoses have no legal binding.