Electrocution.

[DrPizza]

On one hand, I'd love a captcha system that weeds out people who would make these posts.

On the other hand, that wtf moment when I read the preceding post provided the best chuckle of the last hour.

 

[Howard]

kind of but I didn't think of it on my own.

Anyway, a friend of mine once told me he got electrocuted by unplugging a lamp in his house and that it caused his penis to glow red like Rudolph the Reindeer's nose and that he'd do it again and let me see it if I paid him 3 dollars.

I guess I'm the only one here who finds it very funny.
That's not correct because diagnoses have no legal binding.

Alright, so you're just professionally insane then. Gotcha.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

kind of but I didn't think of it on my own.

Anyway, a friend of mine once told me he got electrocuted by unplugging a lamp in his house and that it caused his penis to glow red like Rudolph the Reindeer's nose and that he'd do it again and let me see it if I paid him 3 dollars.

I guess I'm the only one here who finds it very funny.
That's not correct because diagnoses have no legal binding.

So this is about you deciding if you should pay to look at another mans penis? Thank god he didn't say it tasted like cherries too...

 

[Howard]

So this is about you deciding if you should pay to look at another mans penis? Thank god he didn't say it tasted like cherries too...

No, his buddy probably just wanted to expose himself.

 

[OverVolt]

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[destrekor]

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You're late, good sir!